This interview by Simon Wilson is devastatingly good journalism

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There are points during this interview you actually think Dan Bidois is a bot caught out in an AI test…

The reason why this interview by Simon Wilson is possibly the best example of journalism you will get is because the very well researched Wilson asks 100% neutral questions and allows the National Party candidate to just hang themselves.

There are points during this interview you actually think Dan Bidois is a bot caught out in an AI test…

He wrote a thesis at Auckland on early childhood education. At Harvard he studied the problems facing Māori and Pasifika school students. Do these things still interest him? Yes, he said.

I said Northcote school principals have told me they have one standout issue: teachers can’t afford to live in Auckland.

“Teachers should be valued much more in society,” he said.

Should they be paid more?

“I don’t want to comment on pay,” he said.

But you want to be a politician, I said.

He said maybe there should be an Auckland allowance for teachers. I said what about nurses and police officers? Where would you stop?

He spread his hands and grinned. He said, “What I do support is pay for performance”.

Better teachers should be paid more?

“I’ve seen good teachers and bad teachers in my time and they definitely should not be paid the same.”

Before coming home Bidois worked for a think tank in Malaysia called Blue Ocean Strategy.

The Blue Ocean theory says enterprises prosper when they make the competition irrelevant, which they do by redefining their place in the world or inventing completely new products. Think Starbucks and Cirque du Soleil.

Blue oceans are the opposite of red oceans, which are full of sharks. The red is blood.

I asked Bidois if he thought the theory would apply to the National Party, or to New Zealand.

Sure, he said. “It’s about finding more creative solutions to public problems.” He didn’t have any examples. “It’s a framework, not a solution. You still need to come up with the ideas.”

Bidois talks often about how “commuters are stuck on Onewa Rd” and it’s true that at peak times general traffic headed for the motorway backs way up.

But there’s a T3 lane with a steady stream of buses, many of them double deckers, and cars with three or more people in them. At least 70 per cent of peak-time commuters on Onewa Rd do not get stuck in traffic. What else did Bidois think should happen?

“Auckland Transport have ignored the feedback from residents.”

Previously he’s advocated for the T3 to become a T2. Is that what he meant?

“Well, yes, perhaps, but I realise that isn’t going to solve our issues.”

You do?

“We need a comprehensive plan.”

Isn’t that what the Government has announced?

“We need more specifics. And we need more parking. Buses are good but how are people meant to get to the bus?”

Is that a problem on Onewa Rd?

“I think it is. And there should be clearways.”

But Onewa Rd has clearways already. Do you mean all day?

“Yes. That would help. And the ferries. Beach Haven only runs two or three times a day. They need to be much more frequent.”

He’s right about that. Still, weren’t these very local issues for an MP?

“As they teach you at the Harvard Kennedy School, all politics is local.”

How did he expect to get more for Northcote when Coleman, a cabinet minister, had not managed to?

“I’ll fight for Northcote. I’ll bang on the door of [transport minister] Phil Twyford.”

I asked him about SkyPath, the proposed walking and cycling addition to the harbour bridge.

“I think there are better things to do with taxpayers’ money than SkyPath.”

You don’t support it?

“Broadly speaking I do support it.”

So what do you mean, “there are better things to do with the money”?

“I support it in broad terms, but it has to link to SeaPath.”

But hasn’t that been agreed? SeaPath will continue the SkyPath route all the way to Takapuna, so it won’t end in Northcote.

“Well, yes.”

I asked what else he was worried about?

“There are privacy issues.”

What privacy issues?

“Well, like parking problems.”

How are parking problems a privacy issue?

“Well, okay. But the people of Northcote are unanimously against it.”

Unanimously? I told him surveys have suggested many locals are in favour.

“Okay, look. What I’m saying is that the value of SkyPath is not as great as more roading projects, and public transport and more Park and Rides.”

So you don’t support it?

“No I do. It’s a good initiative.”

I asked him, do you have a bottom line? Is there a principle or policy you know now you won’t betray in politics?

“I tell the truth.”

Won’t politics demand that you’re economical with the truth?

“They don’t teach you that at Harvard. It’s wrong to muddle the truth. I believe that.”

Can I hold you to it?

The grin was still there. “It’s not a big thing if you’ve done it all your life.”

…some of Bidois answers here are just remarkable for all the wrong reasons.

Wilson’s ongoing coverage of the by-election in Northcote is possibly the best insight to a by-election ever.

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13 Comments

  1. Lucy says:

    Really – I thought it was a pedestrian job by a journalist who was entranced by being bought coffee by the candidate. If he had put grins or grinning one more time I would have given up. It was new journalism with patsy questions without follow ups or even listening to the answers he received – definitely phone in

  2. MattyGee says:

    The most terrifying thing about the interview is that this idiot Bidois may actually become an MP…

  3. CLEANGREEN says:

    Excellent coverage as we have even seen from any electorate Martyn.

    This interview by Simon Wilson was a show stopper.

    Thanks for showing us what real interviewing should be all about, a constructive critical look at the ‘devious minds of politicians.

  4. Christine says:

    At first I laughed when I read this online; then I experienced a quiet desperation at the calibre of the candidate – but whew – he’s a Nat.

    Annoyance at his clueless generalisation about teachers.

    Dismay when he said that he told the truth because that’s precisely is the sort of thing which liars say- every man in this village is a liar.

    “They don’t teach you that at Harvard’ – what a walking waste of a Harvard education.

    People go there to learn, and learning is quite a complex interactive process which may have bypassed Bidois if he is still parroting colonial school prefects.

    • Sam Sam says:

      Lelz. Harvard teaches you Americans will have to get used to a decline in there share of global GDP

  5. simonm says:

    This complete bozo is highly likely to win the Northcote by-election and up in parliament for as long as he likes. Go figure!

  6. XRAY says:

    “The truth”, p-lease… for fuck sake Dan!

    The moment he said he would tell the truth and that quip was published is the moment cell towers dropped out in overload with tense calls and messages from a horrified Nat leadership group and equally scared/bemused Nat MP’s. WTF, ??? John Key must have melted.

    Dude, you have so picked the wrong party if you want talk crazy shit like the truth!

    Of course he didn’t mean it however. And Nat voters will love him.

  7. mary_a says:

    Simon Wilson is one of the best journalists in NZ. Wonder how long he will last with NZH, exposing this intellect deficient element of candidate (Bidois) Natz has available to inflict on the Northcote electorate?

    Well done Simon.

    “Blue oceans are the opposite of red oceans, which are full of sharks. The red is blood.”

    Apart from being a no nothing clown of the highest degree, Bidois is also colour blind it seems. Considering everything which has dribbled out of Bidois’ mouth through this interview, he’s a perfect example of what’s being cloned in the Natz lab these days to let loose on the public!

    What a joke.

  8. countryboy says:

    bidios just sounds like a bullshit artist. Don’t they all though?
    Meh.

    The Guardian.

    “Michael Bloomberg calls ‘epidemic of dishonesty’ bigger threat than terrorism ”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/12/michael-bloomberg-epidemic-of-dishonesty-threat-democracy

  9. SkepticalSteve says:

    It’s pretty clear Bidois doesn’t have a coherent policy for his electorate, merely a collection of sound-bitey improvisations without much internal consistency.

    However, the absence of authentic policy that he’s willing to discuss publicly leads one to suspect that he’s working to another hidden policy, most likely the perennial National one of under-funding infrastructure, neglecting the poor and disadvantaged and nepotistic economic distortion for the benefit of a clique of lawyers and business elites.

    The galling thing is that self-satisfied Northcote voters will almost certainly elect this ghastly empty vessel, just as they have repeatedly elected past National drones for time out of mind.