It’s fair to compare Heather du Plessis-Allan to Ann Coulter

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It’s fair to compare Jacinda to Trump in that they are part of the same species, breath oxygen and both have two legs and two arms.

The similarities end there.

Heather preparing for her next column on Jacinda

Is Heather du Plessis-Allan just trying it on now?

Fresh from predicting the end of this Government and the total destruction of the Green Party, Heather has decided that Jacinda is the new Trump.

It was funny when Ben Mack tried to make this claim last year, it’s down right fall on the floor laughing your arse off hilarious when Heather du Plessis-Allan does it.

It’s fair to compare Jacinda to Trump in that they are part of the same species, breath oxygen and both have two legs and two arms.

The similarities end there.

Jacinda sought limitations on immigration to ease housing crisis and social infrastructure grinding to a halt. Trump sought limitations on immigration to appeal to openly racist voters by using openly racist rhetoric.

Jacinda won the Government using MMP and inclusiveness. Trump won the Presidency by playing to the worst angels of certain American States.

Jacinda faces a right wing electorate who believe they’ve been cheated because of Journalists like Heather playing to those bitter sentiments. Trump faces a left wing electorate who believe he won, they just don’t want to believe it.

I’m just assuming that Heather is making all these outrageously bullshit claims because she’s taken over Wellington ZB Breakfast and needs to build up her profile as a right wring reactionary.

Just what NZ media needs more of.

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13 Comments

  1. Mjolnir says:

    Its a shame so-called “pundits” like Heather du Plessis-Allan focus on BS rather than whats happening in the world.

    My question to Heather: whats the matter, Ms du Plessis-Allan, is everything else too complicated for that little mind of yours? Are things to hard to understand in the grown-ups world?

    Have a biscuit and a lie-down.

  2. Mike the Lefty says:

    Actually I don’t even think that Trump and Jacinda ARE the same species.
    Jacinda is an intelligent human.
    Trump is a common bridge troll.

  3. Steve King says:

    And isn’t it interesting that this column appeared along with Deborah Hill-Cone’s attack on Clarke Gayford? Is this part of the push-back to try to undermine the resounding PR success of the PM’s CHOGM visit and associated meetings?

    • RosieLee says:

      Absolutely. And the Herald has reached rock bottom. Their credibility and journalistic standing are completely shot.

  4. Zack Brando says:

    Please read before declining this comment ..

    I didn’t read the above .. article? Why, because it would be a giant waste of my time. Don’t get me wrong, I like The Daily Blog but reading anything from or about Heather du Plessis-Allan would be a huge waste of my time.

    Obviously the MSM continue to publish rubbish opinion pieces and the above article is probably just more push back – unfortunately not very effective push back. I encourage the contributors to The Daily Blog to consider Gresham’s law.

    Gresham’s law is a monetary principle stating that “bad money drives out good”. This surely applies to Journalism too.

  5. simonm says:

    Poor old Heather du P-A deserves our pity, not our derision.

    She’s never really gotten over the fact that the best thing that can be said about the steaming pile of dog shit that was ‘Story’ is that it reminded people that it was possible to suffer a worse fate than beinge stuck watching ‘7 Sharp’ with Hosking.

    Add in the fact that she’s grumpy old shock-journo Barry Soper’s fifth wife despite being half his age (and presumably shares the same bed without duress) and you can understand why she’s such a bitter little cow.

  6. Lone comet says:

    Who knows? is HDA dumb as biscuits or really part of the cunning media arm of the radical, now underground, right? Who is paying her? I mean, we know she has a job… But is she getting more than a salary to promote dumb ass redneck shit to speak to the basket of deplorables hiding amongst us that, massaged right,….and long enough….will overturn the next election since wildcard Peter’s will most likely have had his day… Plan B is in activation…You know, the plan Cambridge Analytics probably advanced should wild card Pete’s choose Labour. Which he did. Hardly unexpected.

  7. OnceWasTim says:

    Well there’s some breaking new for me – she’s taken over 2ZB Breafast. I’ve not listened to a ZB since it was flogged off years go.
    Probably Aunt Daisy could assist HdPA with a bit of fragrance up her back passage and some solemn advice as to her choice of partner.
    And if she’s ever in trouble with the rasp, she’s always got the whisker to console her and offer his wife’s legal advice.

  8. North says:

    In her drive to self promote Plastic-Allan feeds off the PM just as hungrily as she did off all things Key and Max and Bronagh.
    Shockingly low rent !

  9. The Other Mike says:

    Actually she does 2ZB mornings… 8.30 – 12 noon. I try not to listen. Not hard really…

  10. SPC says:

    I’m just assuming that Heather is making all these outrageously bullshit claims because she’s taken over Wellington ZB Breakfast and needs to build up her profile as a right wring reactionary.

    My thoughts also, playing to her new base.