National MP Scott Simpson has attacked Chloe Swarbrick’s recent speech in Parliament as a “formulaic cut-and-paste speech”.
I can’t work out if he is being figurative or literal, as in Chloe actually gave this speech previously or perhaps Scott’s just learnt the word ‘formulaic’ and this is his first test drive of it in public?
I get the feeling it’s the latter.
Chloe and Gholriz represent the best Millennial politics has to offer and National voters love to bash them condescendingly the way they loved to bash Nandor.
Scott belittling Chloe without a funny punchline is boorishly loser like behaviour and with so many other boorishly loser traits, Simpson looks doomed to be the type of never ending boorish loser that pollute the back-benches of National.