Joyce – “So I’m up here Simon and you’re down there and I should be the Prime Minister”
English – “You’ve had 9 fucking years and that’s the best argument you came up with. Look at Simon’s face, he can’t believe it either’?
Political Caption Competition
So there I was flying my Spitfire at 15,000 ft, and it was eerie up there, you could hear the buzz before you saw it. The pink doodlebug came out of left field headed straight for the decent honest folk of Aotaroo … Aotaroa … Aoteerooa, Nu Zild dammit.
Gosh there must have been more than 11 billion of ’em darkening the skies, much like a fiscal black hole, but I, valiantly & smugly, with just a hint of modesty put myself between the impending danger and my country, the one I love, thwarting near certain doom with my hubris charm & wit, not to mention sizeable dial, just so’s I can carry on spin, spin, spinning my way to a happier, healthier and safer NZ. Well, hopefully for a few one percenters at least.
Blingleast – ‘WTF Steven! Have you been into the medicinal scotch again? It was ONE fucking vibrating dildo for chrissake.’ Oops, Lords name in vain. Doh!
Bridges – ‘Jesus H Christ alright! How the fuck did you lame knobs pull the wool over NZers eyes for so long? No wonder Shonkey dashed off to hide in Bankland when he did.’ Hang on, man don’t I look good in the mirror?
Blinglish: “Do you think it might be time to admit leaking Winston’s pension details was a mistake Steven, you fucking muppet?”
An $11 billion hole looks about this big.
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