Political Caption Competition


I sacrifice this human child to the parliamentary Gods to become Speaker


  1. Hey you loud mouths out there here’s my weapon just in case you can over-rule me as a weak speaker of the house.

  2. As well as game-keeper
    Given job of baby-sitter
    But I will look after her
    Just not the whole litter
    Couldn’t do job of speaker
    Slap down each Nat critter
    Over the benches a leaper
    Could end up being bitter
    Just retire and take super
    Into the ring as a hitter
    Take on Joseph Parker
    That would raise a titter

Comments are closed.