The Nats most magnificent troll
Said: “I’ve just found a fiscal black hole
so impossibly big
that Grant cannot dig
Labour out before the next poll!”
A Year Thirteen wag asked Jacinda
If she’d thought about going on Tinder.
“Not for a while”,
She said with a smile.
“My cell-phone gets burned to a cinder!”
Winston Peters is down in the dumps.
“Just when things were coming up Trump”,
Wails the wily old fox,
“Labour learns how to box
And Jacinda sets fire to the stump!”
“Well, this is a fine how’d you do!”
Says James to what’s left of his crew.
“Haven’t I always said,
That it’s green – and not red –
Which will get us all out of the blue?”
Shouted Gareth, “I smell a rat!
Or, perhaps, what I smell is a Nat?
TOP’s ideas are so great
They won’t let us debate.
Anybody would think we’re a cat!”