Political Caption Competition

By   /   July 2, 2017  /   11 Comments


  1. countryboy says:

    My penis… this big….massive.

    ( Sorry, someone had to say it.)

  2. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    It got bigger by this much…

  3. John W says:

    Advertisers note.

    Not one of my friends will watch / listen to this mindless idiot or follow a station / channel that uses him.

    Principles advertisers would steer clear of his toxic associations.

  4. bob says:

    Hey I know i’m a big dick.

  5. Kathy Monson says:

    I remember when my ego was only this big

  6. simonm says:

    “Well, given his dick is only this big, it was no problem at all for me to blow John Key on a weekly basis.”

  7. mosa says:

    This is my contribution too human advancement… Zilch

  8. mosa says:

    I am really that short and insignificant.

  9. WILD KATIPO says:

    ” This is how much poor people can expect from the National party for the foreseeable future” …

    Happy days.

  10. Quicksilver says:

    If your hair is longer than this, John is compelled to stroke it. Mmmmm.

  11. beetrootboy says:

    Artificial Intelligence in the media … screen twat screws out eyeball revealing void inside cranium, short circuiting hair in the process.