Political Caption Competition

By   /   June 13, 2017  /   10 Comments

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So when are we going to start talking about Theresa May’s links to religious terrorists?

10 Comments

  1. Mike the Lefty says:

    An old Irish uncle once told me many years ago that there was only one thing worse than narrow-minded Irish Nationalists, and that was narrow-minded Irish Unionists.
    If Theresa May relies on the Irish Unionists, It probably will end in tears for many people.

    • Kevin says:

      Quite right, the DUP are dangerous and could well reopen old and tender wounds.Theresea May and the Conservatives would unhappily make a packed with the devil in order to maintain power for the sake of power,after all they are born to rule.

  2. Sam Sam says:

    First off my advice to Theresa May if I ever meet her in person would be to lay off the wines and stop rolling up her skirt.

  3. countryboy says:

    There’re no surprises here surely?
    The Tories are from another planet entirely. Perhaps even out of a hole in the ground where the magma is closest to the surface where one can hear, of an evening, the clip clop of Satan’s hooves.

    The best thing is that we can now see them coming. Thank you Interweb.
    The idiots who vote Tory or National/Blue/Fascists out of ignorance, without first doing their home work and instead rely on the MSM to do their thinking for them are, as always, in for a big, nasty fright as house prices sky rocket, banksters make record profits and Dad can’t be found for dinner because he’s just gassed himself in the garage.
    As for those who don’t vote at all? I understand the sentiment. They’re just too hung over, too exhausted, to comfy in a warm bed with their snuggle buddies to be arsed flying that close to the shit heap that is our politic. However. If you have kids, you will know, you can’t take your eye off the little buggers for a second. Especially when things are ominously quiet in the kitchen. If you don’t inform yourselves then vote accordingly, you will find Fifi cooking in the microwave.
    God bothering politicians are the very worst kind of vile. They know how to head-fuck people by appealing to their inner coward. They also use the concept of God to spread dis-ease, fear and doubt while they plunder the public purse as they make the public feel guilty that they don’t have yet more money, resources and amenities to give them to swindle away with and isn’t that what Tories are all about? Liars, swindlers, con artists, thieves and all lazy bastards to boot. I say, lets boot them. Find a fat Blue arse and kick it.
    The Irish are a strange lot. They’re brilliant, creative and loving and if you want my opinion, the Irish rule the planet and its finances from the USA. They can also be as mean as cat shit and nasty and spiteful and deviant.
    But then, what’s worse? Those who perpetrate crimes against others or those who watch on aghast as they do so but do nothing?
    “ Good “ will prevail, but not without a fight.
    I’m getting all haughty as I sit here in my underwear. A cold sou easter blows up the crack of my flooring as my dog snores like a warthog might if a warthog could.

    A funny old Irish book is this one:

    ‘The Poor Mouth’ By Brian O’Nolan ( Flann O’Brien )

    ‘An Béal Bocht’
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_B%C3%A9al_Bocht

    Also try ‘ The Third Policeman.’ by the same author.

    “Your talk,” I said, “is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.”
    ― Flann O’Brien, The Third Policeman

    “What you think is the point is not the point at all but only the beginning of the sharpness.”
    ― Flann O’Brien, The Third Policeman

  4. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    … and we can link these policies together to make a lovely Paisley pattern…

  5. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “Simply put, we are more English than the English.

    At least the English of 1651…”

  6. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Theresa May’s Stormont Troopers…

  7. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Pope Francis threatens to commit seppuku…

  8. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    You’ve lost that loving fenian
    Oh, that loving fenian.
    You’ve lost that loving fenian
    Now it’s gone, gone, gone
    Whoa-oh