Political Caption Competition

1. Paula’s just read the UK Conservative’s social policy. Dementia tax on it’s way with the National party (under another name of course, such as “Responsible Healthcare’.!

2. You will notice; there are no sandwiches within bennetts reach.

   • “no sandwiches within reach”

     I think every time she reaches out the lady with the glasses stabs Paula’s hand with a fork.

3. (Oldies all singing)…
   “We’ve been dazed and confused for so long it ain’t true,
   Wanted a leader, never bargained for you,
   Lotsa people talk and few of ’em know
   Soul of our Paula was created below…”

4. ‘Misunderstanding’ sees MP imprisoned. Judith Collins unavailable for comment…

5. Those tax cuts came in fast are you retired now?

   • Paula to her elderly table guests;

     “How can you oldies chew now since we took away your “emergency” dental subsidies and w your teeth are rotten?”

     • Food services agreement you bitch

6. “Busy Doin’ Nothing”

   We’re busy doin’ nothing,
   Working the whole day through.
   Trying to find lots of things not to do.
   We’re busy going nowhere,
   Isn’t it just a crime?
   We’d better make it snappy,
   There’s another hill to climb.
   We’d like to be unhappy,
   But we never do have the time.

   – Vaughn Monroe Lyrics

7. Harley Quine after the Joker

8. No surprises as recent study finds almost quarter of elderly malnourished.

9. No ladies the lovely Mr Key has done a runner so you have got me instead isn’t that great !!!!

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