Political Caption Competition

1. Oh my God, Paula! That’s amazing!

2. Village idiot stuns the crowd at’ Dipton has got talent’.

3. I don’t find English even worthy of humour,… he has been the driver behind much of the poverty and ill health we see in NZ today.

   And by the way,… that photo is hideous.

   I’m looking forward to a change in govt this coming September.

   No more Double Dipper from Dipton.

   Defeated a second time.

   And rightly so.

4. After another huge night on the poppers and meth, Bill looked a bit rough around the edges.

5. Into the make-up chair
   Brighten up that hair
   Go through all the pain
   For little extra gain

   Gotta keep up with Paula
   Can’t let them all maul her
   I wanna be loved too
   Get outa the cow poo

   Don’t leave me in limbo
   Yeah, I too need a dildo
   Surprise! Surprise
   So I can get a rise

   Come back John
   I’ll put the kettle on
   Though Bentley driven
   All is forgiven

   Hop from cloud to cloud
   You can do us proud
   Little has got a Willie
   Makes me look Hill Billy

   Back I go to Dipton
   Need to get my Hip done
   Queues are shorter there
   The hay blends with my hair

6. I made it on the plane

7. What a week i am fucked !

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