Political Caption Competition

By   /   February 28, 2017  /   4 Comments


  1. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “Folks, there’s been a mistake. Democracy did not win. Moonshine is the winner…”

  2. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “I’d like to thank my mom, my pa, and great-great-great granpaw Jefferson for making all this possible…”

  3. simonm says:

    “And the winner is Nick Smith’s “swimmable” river standards! Oh my God, sorry folks that’s a mistake. The winner is actually Bill English’s “employers tell me Kiwi workers can’t pass drug tests”.

  4. What’s the point? You don’t win the US election with popular vote, you win it by winning the largest combination of states. Given that Kellyanne Conway had never done a political campaign before, which John Podesta has been on politics for decades, that makes his failure all the more epic. Podesta lost to a noob, as did his boss.

Authorised by Martyn Bradbury, The Editor, TheDailyBlog,