Four Rhymes For the Weekend

1.

In defiance of police, priest and prude
Frenchwomen go sunbathing nude.
They are free to get tanned,
But Burkini’s are banned,
It’s illegal to let Islam intrude.

2.

Richard Branson, with hand on his heart
Swears Corbyn’s a silly old fart.
“If he travels by train,
The man must be insane.
There’s nowhere to sit for a start!”

3.

For those who hate going to school,
We’re developing something called COOL.
Ditching teachers and whiteboards,
For software and keyboards.
We plan to re-program the fool.

4.

“I’ll never vote Labour again!”
Said the King, with a sniff of disdain.
“They don’t like my mates,
Or dual-sovereignty states,
And Tuku says Little’s a pain.”