Political Caption Competition


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  1. I just wonder … If only I could borrow that Flying Dildo from that Humpty Dumpty MP in Nu Zeeln. I’d be more appealing to Mel again?

  2. 2 of the biggest pricks in the U.S.

    [John/Dave, please use only one user-name on this forum. – ScarletMod]

  3. “It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    That she wore for the first time today
    An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
    So in the blanket she wanted to stay”

    “Now she’s afraid to come out of the water
    And I wonder what she’s gunna do
    Now she’s afraid to come out of the water
    And the poor little girls turning blue”

  4. if you ignore both heads – this is the body dysmorphia of a large amount of nz males..

    ..that’s what a diet of animal-flesh/fat + booze (a.k.a. the nz-diet) will do to you after a few decades..

    (and this is their future for those young ones now following this ‘nz-diet’ ..know this..!..)

    ..and i know that were i not vegan/an abstainer from alcohol..(‘i’ll have that joint..thanks!’..)

    ..that could well be a statue of me..but it’s not..

    ..but the good news for those with that body-dysmorphia is the amazing changes/transformation that can be wrought just from stopping eating animals – putting down the bottle and picking up a ‘real’ bud instead – and just a small amount of physical exercise..

    i just walk dogs – amongst the most fun exercise there is going..

    ..it’s quite a simple formula really – and i know it works..

    ..i know people in their late 70’s who have lived that no eating animals/no booze lifestyle for 30-40 yrs..

    ..to a man/woman they are lean/fit/healthy/of sparkling eyes…

    ..(make of all that information/testimonial what you will..)

  5. Aides close to the Emperor in waiting believe he looks regal in his new clothes.
    Princess Melania agrees ‘No chance of a cock up with this style. I made them myself you know, with as little help as possible.’

  6. You know what? I’m siding with The Guardian and say that the image is very ugly in the way that it body-shames. If Trump does indeed look like that then it isn’t his fault. Any art work should exemplify his beliefs and attitudes. Not in the shape of his blood and guts.

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