Political Caption Competition

1. Hi stuart, received your national party membership application form. Its in my bag, I’ll. process it. Welcome home.

2. Hi stuart, got your approved nat party application form in my bag. welcome aboard.

3. Déjà vu.

4. Police leadership goes pear-shaped.

5. distainful deluded and dangerous

6. I’M A DRAG QUEEN DONT YOU RECKON?

   WELL I COULD BE ANYWAY RIGHT?

7. Police escort pulls back to allow any potential assassins a clear shot.

8. the leader of the blue gang shows off her new personalised stun-gun carry-bag..

9. collins waves to fellow rightwinger stuart nash..

10. collins has her berlin beer-hall putsch-moment..

11. collins auditions for ‘priscilla queen of the desert’..

12. “Water un-drinkable – ‘Let Them Drink Milk’ – fresh flown in daily.”

13. Collins taunts crowds from within safety of police escort.

14. collins goes into witness-protection..

15. The minister for corruption takes a walk with friends

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