Guy with white microphone. Are you growing a ponytail?
Are you ready to hear the most cunning, earthiest, practical, growth promoting and wisest budget ever in New Zealand?
No?
Well, you had better hear this load of tripe then!
Well,- I am out breeding the Asians. Six kids = six more houses needed.– On top of my very own double dip state house.
We have no money for tax cuts now but if we need to we will borrow some for the election as “strategy funding options”!!!
See how we make the rabbit appear yet?
” I fooled them all, now let me get home to my gin and tonic. “
” I hope I don’t get told to ‘piss off wanker’ like I did last time I walked down parliament stairs after National lost when I was PM ”…..
Drrrrrrrrr ….. ?
My U$A/ Zionist corporate masters haven’t told me what to say next . So Drrrrrrrrrrrrr ?
“Well I’ll be outa here before the dairy farmers re-intensify their feedlots, and ‘the cow dung hits the fan’ and totally despoils the environment our economy’s life blood, tourism, is being built on – a market failure indeed. All the big hotels planned for the influx of tourists will be ideal emergency housing, which is why funds are not being wasted on it now. Any ideas for growth – pop them in the Suggestion Box at the door.”
5 GRAND, BLOODY HELL I meant a Mitsubishi grande 5000 you know bigger car more seats more people, simple really…….
“Can’t talk now, have to get all the way to my home to Dipton tonight”
“Yeh … nah … What would I know? Go ask Frau Paula or most dear leader.”
Please execute and dismember one of the other elite before you kill me.. I have kids!
Am I allowed to be PM now?
I have showed my magic, and John stole my crown remember?
“You’d be better off asking Labour that question because it’s all their fault.”
Are you feeling the love of the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR like we are.
Geez I love being part of a National govt
Can ya feel it yet… Yeah!
Boring Bill ! ?
No I haven’t heard that one !
Greedy yes
Is that a fat donation to the NP in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
We’ve declared Auckland to be its own country, so they can fund their own infrastructure. If they refuse, National will invade them like we did with Christchurch.
Guy with white microphone. Are you growing a ponytail?
Are you ready to hear the most cunning, earthiest, practical, growth promoting and wisest budget ever in New Zealand?
No?
Well, you had better hear this load of tripe then!
Well,- I am out breeding the Asians. Six kids = six more houses needed.– On top of my very own double dip state house.
We have no money for tax cuts now but if we need to we will borrow some for the election as “strategy funding options”!!!
See how we make the rabbit appear yet?
” I fooled them all, now let me get home to my gin and tonic. “
” I hope I don’t get told to ‘piss off wanker’ like I did last time I walked down parliament stairs after National lost when I was PM ”…..
Drrrrrrrrr ….. ?
My U$A/ Zionist corporate masters haven’t told me what to say next . So Drrrrrrrrrrrrr ?
Check this out by the way.
http://boingboing.net/2016/05/24/after-the-precariat-the-unnec.html
“Well I’ll be outa here before the dairy farmers re-intensify their feedlots, and ‘the cow dung hits the fan’ and totally despoils the environment our economy’s life blood, tourism, is being built on – a market failure indeed. All the big hotels planned for the influx of tourists will be ideal emergency housing, which is why funds are not being wasted on it now. Any ideas for growth – pop them in the Suggestion Box at the door.”
5 GRAND, BLOODY HELL I meant a Mitsubishi grande 5000 you know bigger car more seats more people, simple really…….
“Can’t talk now, have to get all the way to my home to Dipton tonight”
“Yeh … nah … What would I know? Go ask Frau Paula or most dear leader.”
Please execute and dismember one of the other elite before you kill me.. I have kids!
Am I allowed to be PM now?
I have showed my magic, and John stole my crown remember?
“You’d be better off asking Labour that question because it’s all their fault.”
Are you feeling the love of the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR like we are.
Geez I love being part of a National govt
Can ya feel it yet… Yeah!
Boring Bill ! ?
No I haven’t heard that one !
Greedy yes
Is that a fat donation to the NP in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
We’ve declared Auckland to be its own country, so they can fund their own infrastructure. If they refuse, National will invade them like we did with Christchurch.
Yes, I am replacing John Key as Prime Minister.
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