Political Caption Competition

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  1. Are you ready to hear the most cunning, earthiest, practical, growth promoting and wisest budget ever in New Zealand?
    No?
    Well, you had better hear this load of tripe then!

  2. Well,- I am out breeding the Asians. Six kids = six more houses needed.– On top of my very own double dip state house.

  3. We have no money for tax cuts now but if we need to we will borrow some for the election as “strategy funding options”!!!

    See how we make the rabbit appear yet?

  4. ” I hope I don’t get told to ‘piss off wanker’ like I did last time I walked down parliament stairs after National lost when I was PM ”…..

  5. “Well I’ll be outa here before the dairy farmers re-intensify their feedlots, and ‘the cow dung hits the fan’ and totally despoils the environment our economy’s life blood, tourism, is being built on – a market failure indeed. All the big hotels planned for the influx of tourists will be ideal emergency housing, which is why funds are not being wasted on it now. Any ideas for growth – pop them in the Suggestion Box at the door.”

  6. 5 GRAND, BLOODY HELL I meant a Mitsubishi grande 5000 you know bigger car more seats more people, simple really…….

  7. Are you feeling the love of the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR like we are.
    Geez I love being part of a National govt
    Can ya feel it yet… Yeah!

  8. We’ve declared Auckland to be its own country, so they can fund their own infrastructure. If they refuse, National will invade them like we did with Christchurch.

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