1.
A secretive lawyer named Whitney
Looked after the interests of John Key.
Till the sloppiest lob
Nearly cost him his job.
Not-to-mention the trust of I-R-D!
2.
A hapless old lefty named Little,
Growing tired of the Government’s spittle,
Hitched a ride to Iraq
Where, protected from flak,
He accomplished, it’s said, very little.
3.
The chastened Republican rump,
Who failed to sail early with Trump,
Are now rowing like mad
To catch up with the cad
And fall on their knees with a thump.
4.
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The after-effects of Mark Weldon,
When set alongside Armageddon,
Make the latter seem small –
Prompting Lucifer’s call
That he’d seldom seen Hellfire so well done.
He he he
One for you Chris
A scamp of a lad named Trotter
Drew on his desk – not his blotter!
with a pinch on his ear
and a whack on his rear
His teacher did reform our young jotter.
Of course I made it up and just a reminder of what school life was like in our corporal punishment days.
Well spoken , I say…
And if it twasnt for those indomitable bards
From the Left wing heaping scorn with regards
To corruption and vice
From the right wing device,
We would all have been so much the poorer.
Now some people among us would say
That Little had entered the fray
Others would say
In the most kindly way
He’s flip flopped in the broad light of day
And while all that may be quite true
Just how this affects both me and you
Is the fact of the matter
May 10th is a-clatter
With war funding through trusts we didst not knew
So in ending this frightfully devious folly
With govt wheels come adrift from its trolley
So th’ lawyer twas cut off
And the media laid off
Alas ! We have no one who fire’s us a volley !!!
A hapless old lefty…really? In the week that the Healthy Homes Guarantee bill passed it’s first stage in parliament, this seems so vindictive
Agreed Barbann. Not to mention that Little and Labour have also landed a number of big hits against key and National. Maybe that’s why CT is angry. Little didn’t deserve to be attacked, CT can’t help himself. Notice key, who is a crook and a liar got a complete free pass and even his lawyer, who is not a lawyer anymore, who was never going to lose his job, got off lightly as well.
There once was a political commentator named Trotter
Who at times appeared something of a rotter!
Politically hopping from bed to bed,
His principals appeared to be dead,
Which makes you wonder why he’d even bother!
Good one Tony!!
There once was a political commentator named Trotter
Who at times appeared something of a rotter!
Politically hopping from bed to bed,
His principles appeared to be dead,
Which makes you wonder why he’d even bother!
You’ll be doing pottery, instead of eating you’re children, next week Chris.
Lol
There once was a political commentator called Trotter
Who at times appeared something of a rotter.
Politically, he hopped from bed to bed
And his principles appeared to be dead.
Which makes you wonder why he would bother?
There once was a political commentator called Trotter,
Who at times seemed something of a rotter!
Politically hopping from bed to bed,
His principles all but essentially dead.
Which makes you wonder why he’d bother?
There once was a man called Trotter,
Who turned into a cynical jotter ,
Though his praise of Key ,
Was a mere mystery to me ,
Others thought he was a bit of a rotter.
Spot on Grant!!
There once was a Party called National,
Who’s trick was to appear very rational,
When a man from Panama,
Tripped up their star,
They soon became very factional.
Here’s a variation on a well known children’s limerick about a donkey.
Inkey Pinkey Ponkey
Daddy voted for John Key
John Key lied
Daddy cried
Inkey Pinkey Ponkey
Lol
A congenital liar called Jonkey
Pinned his soul to the tail of a donkey
The donkey constructed
Some trusts so corrupted
That Jonkey was left looking shonkey
Lol witty and clever AB!!
There is a faux writer called Chris
Whose articles are a bit hit or miss
His ego’s a tad big and hefty
Not a good thing in a leftie
Don’t worry I’m just taking the piss
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