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  1. Didn’t I do well! 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Government corruption is present too: “Embarassingly for the Government it has been disclosed that Oravida ( The company getting free artesian water in effect ) has a contractual right to export hundreds of millions of dollars of fresh clean artesian water ( Not polluted with Cow shit and piss and fertiliser run off) at the annual price to the local authority of $500( That’s 250 U$ yearly!!! ). John Key (The sell out Prime Minister) is relaxed about it but the optics are not good. Stone Shi and Julia Xu, directors of Oravida are members of Key’s current delegation to China. Judith Collin’s husband is also a director and the company regularly donates to the National Party. Of course there is nothing to see here and nothing to worry about.”

    Yes, no doubt Me and Hubby are in on the gravy train. Thankyou John! 🙂

    http://thestandard.org.nz/oravida-and-the-water-that-no-one-owns/

  2. To maintain that flawless complexion, Judith Collins will need to tame some of the locals to provide the soured asses’ milk for bathing, which was the secret of Cleopatra’s beauty.

    Oravida fresh cows’ milk, Oravida naturally filtered water, Oravida national soured asses’ milk…..

  3. Employee of the month every month – for services to private profit while nominally serving the public interest

  4. Don’t you like the photoshop number? It was a big job for a girl like me. My mates Brownlee and Bennett recommended them. Corrections, that’s the name of the game.

  5. Now let me see what I can do as police minister. Oh yes, I can close 16 Auckland police stations to the public! That should make a difference to government coffers, not having to pay unsworn front desk staff!

  6. Painted on eyebrows; phony smile and pearly white teeth cuz I am a good little China Girl.
    Now lets crush another car and drink some choco milk.

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