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  1. as a ventriloquist Key didnt even have to be in the same room or country as Hosking for his voice to be heard.

  2. “John Key gave me two bottles of wine by way of an apology for … I don’t want to talk about it.”

  3. For all his faults, John accepts that as a middle aged white guy, getting a little weighty in late middle age is pretty hard to avoid. Mike, on the other hand, is so desperate to avoid the reality of his journey towards the end of his mortal coil that he’s starving himself into the condition of a pogrom victim, employing twice daily Keratin hair treatments and a light enema of the PMs Pinot morning and night as his sole sources of nutrition. By doing this, and dressing like a gay model from the late 1990s, he convinces himself that when most people see Mike Hosking, they see a perennially youthful fellow in good health.

  4. Helensville is yours Mike in 2018
    Let’s drink to that and agree kiwis are idiots and how you can get away with anything if you are rich

  5. People say I sold my soul – well, so what. Look at what selling your soul can get you. I’ve got a nice car, more hair products than I could possibly understand how to use, and I just got given this lovely bottle of vinegar.

  6. John Key, who cultivates obscene mouthpieces as he strives for domination of the gullible unthinking masses, in the obligatory photo op with a well remunerated, un-prepossessing example, who exhibits contemptible intolerance of underprivileged, activists, academics, intellectuals, and any suspiciously opposed to neoliberalism.

  7. ” We think we fooled them all yet again, lets toast our success ”

    ” Two fools getting drunk on BS and greed – we’ll need another bottle “

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