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  3. National Party Economics 101: The “trickle-down” theory explained; to understand the situation of the poor in NZ substitute the champagne for piss.

  4. We love a good Ponzi scheme in National. See, here’s how it works. Imagine this bottle contains an inexhaustible supply of workers taxes….

  5. Soooo Dead Kennedys …

    “Efficiency and progress is ours once more
    Now that we have the Neutron Bomb
    It’s nice and quick and clean
    And gets things done

    Away with excess enemy
    But no less value to property
    No sense in war but perfect sense at home

    The sun beams down on a brand new day
    No more welfare tax to pay
    Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light

    Jobless millions whisked away
    At last we have more room to play
    All systems go to kill the poor tonight

    Gonna kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor, tonight

    Behold the sparkle of champagne
    The crime rate’s gone feel free again
    Life’s a dream with you, Miss Lily White

    Corin Dann on the screen today
    Convinced neoliberals, it’s okay
    So let’s get dressed and dance away the night

    While they, kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor, tonight

    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor, tonight

    Remind us thirty times
    Twenty-nine, twenty-eight, twenty-seven
    Six, five, four, three, two, one, go, go, go

    Behold the sparkle of champagne
    The crime rate’s gone feel free again
    Life’s a dream with you, Miss Lily White

    Mike Hosking on the screen today
    Convinced neoliberals, it’s okay
    So let’s get dressed and dance away the night

    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor, tonight

    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor, tonight

    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor
    Kill kill kill, kill kill the poor, tonight”

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