“Malcolm” Its so nice getting out in the water after a couple of days constructive work between our countries – i couldn’t even hear the “shrill” screaming of the lefty loons”
“Malcolm” Its so nice getting out in the water after a couple of days constructive work between our countries – i couldn’t even hear the “shrill” screaming of the lefty loons”
So you crossed the Tasman in a canoe to live in Australia. Well done Johnboy, we’ll give you citizenship.
tory-bastards help prop each other up..
auditioning for (an older) ‘wiggles’…
key and turnball go for the mid-body grope…
key:..’you really float my boat mal’..
turnball:..’no no johnny..you really float my boat’…
couples new celebrity-name..
‘turnkey’..
or..’monny’…
..or maybe ‘key-ball’
Welcome to Shit Creek – bring your own paddle. What’s that? You don’t have one? Well, don’t go resorting to the politics of envy suckers!
New totenkopfverbänders demonstrating the repatriation transport system for Nauru detainees.
The real Boat People.
Two arseholes keeping each other afloat!
Two rainbow floaters. I bet they go alll the way ! ( Thanks Mr R )
Two pink little arseholes. I’ve not seen such pink little arseholes since I visited a cosmetics counter for arse hole bleaching at an L.A. porn industry symposium. And these pink little arseholes are just like porn industry arseholes though less classy. They’re well used to two-way traffic. Rogered by Banksters, insurers and financial-izers lobbying for tongue space then they shit on those most at risk simply because they enjoy doing so. After all , they clearly don’t need the money. And yet we keep paying them what they’d regard as a stipend to on-fuck us at an ever elevating level.
Arsehole on the right in fetching pink? He enjoys destroying NZ families, ruining our environment, selling out our farmers and placing us in grave danger of us actually losing our country and then when people have had enough of struggling thus gamble on finding a better life living on a flat, sweltering, sandpit inhabited by just about every horrible beastie that can, and fucking well will, sting, bite, impale, poison, lurk then spear, sneak and infest and burrow then fester, in, on, or up your body for their kids in hopes of a better life. I.E. One with minimal debt. He also likes moonlight walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and dragging on a young woman’s hair while she strives to make a living on a shit wage who then she gets blamed for him expressing his fetishes and deviances on her by a pudding faced blimp in a frock to protect Little Pink Arsehole while dragging the rotting carcass of our MSM further into a seemingly bottomless gutter.
Arsehole on the left in baby blue. Aww, bless.
A mystery arsehole. He shows up out of nowhere from the Big Flat Sand Pit and is suddenly Gleaming little Pink arsehole’s very, very best friend. Mr and Mr Pink N Blue Chummy Snuggles and care for a reach around Big Fella?
Little Blue Arsehole loves Little Pink Arsehole because Little Pink Arsehole sends Little Blue Arsehole our best people with the training, educations, families, work ethic but who then don’t have entitlements and protections thus slavery ! Yay ! Go the Pink N Blues !
Little Blue Arsehole’s Little Blue Arsehole refugees who come to Little Pink Arsehole Land however get those entitlements thanks to the work put in by people too afraid, too poor, too much in love with New Zealand / Aotearoa to consider living in hot, flat, sandy, dangerous Blue Arsehole Land with greater beasties what sting and bite.
The real Boat people.
heh..!
In days of yore
Aus PM fifty years before
Entered heavy surf off beach
Out of reach
Search was in vain
Never to be seen again
Lesson learnt
Better sunburnt
On their backs
Paddling gently in kayaks
Sharing secrets in obscurity
Absolute Security
Sydney Harbour
Opportune for ardor
Key flattered
Recently battered
No GSCB
Will not be lost at sea
It’s getting a bit hard to stay afloat on the cesspool we’ve created, especially in front of our adoring media . . .
Mal! You can’t heat your kayak and keep it too. Who’s going to put the fire out, coz I won’t.
50 is the new 11.
Hi Mum, how are you? Do you know what I did at school today? I got to go canoeing with my new best friend from Australia! He’s so cool. We like the same colours and everything. I love him. He’s gunna come round next month after we’ve finished running the countries and everything. It’s so fun! I love having my new best friend, Mum! He’s so cool! Can I have a sandwich?
it’s not a reach-around..it’s a reach-across..
Lynch Merrill. Sack Goldman.
Mal, Nauru? Or Christmas Island? Yeah! Nash! Why not the Rocks?
Mal, Nauru? Or Christmas Island? Yeah! Naah! Why not the Rocks?
Yea I’ve great PR, This’ll prove although we’re up the creek, we have paddles.
Canoodling exposed.
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”
dumb and dumber
Cmon Malcolm do kiwis a favour
Tip him over and hold him under
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two peas in two pods
Whatever floats your boat.
I’ll hold yours if you hold mine.
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee
Don’t wait for a shower to have a pee
Key crossed the moat
Into Sydney Harbour for a float
Stayed the night in pyjamas tight
OK Malcolm, she’ll be right
You and Lucy can practice on us
Before you push me under a bus
“Malcolm” Its so nice getting out in the water after a couple of days constructive work between our countries – i couldn’t even hear the “shrill” screaming of the lefty loons”
“Malcolm” Its so nice getting out in the water after a couple of days constructive work between our countries – i couldn’t even hear the “shrill” screaming of the lefty loons”
So you crossed the Tasman in a canoe to live in Australia. Well done Johnboy, we’ll give you citizenship.
tory-bastards help prop each other up..
auditioning for (an older) ‘wiggles’…
key and turnball go for the mid-body grope…
key:..’you really float my boat mal’..
turnball:..’no no johnny..you really float my boat’…
couples new celebrity-name..
‘turnkey’..
or..’monny’…
..or maybe ‘key-ball’
Welcome to Shit Creek – bring your own paddle. What’s that? You don’t have one? Well, don’t go resorting to the politics of envy suckers!
New totenkopfverbänders demonstrating the repatriation transport system for Nauru detainees.
The real Boat People.
Two arseholes keeping each other afloat!
Two rainbow floaters. I bet they go alll the way ! ( Thanks Mr R )
Two pink little arseholes. I’ve not seen such pink little arseholes since I visited a cosmetics counter for arse hole bleaching at an L.A. porn industry symposium. And these pink little arseholes are just like porn industry arseholes though less classy. They’re well used to two-way traffic. Rogered by Banksters, insurers and financial-izers lobbying for tongue space then they shit on those most at risk simply because they enjoy doing so. After all , they clearly don’t need the money. And yet we keep paying them what they’d regard as a stipend to on-fuck us at an ever elevating level.
Arsehole on the right in fetching pink? He enjoys destroying NZ families, ruining our environment, selling out our farmers and placing us in grave danger of us actually losing our country and then when people have had enough of struggling thus gamble on finding a better life living on a flat, sweltering, sandpit inhabited by just about every horrible beastie that can, and fucking well will, sting, bite, impale, poison, lurk then spear, sneak and infest and burrow then fester, in, on, or up your body for their kids in hopes of a better life. I.E. One with minimal debt. He also likes moonlight walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and dragging on a young woman’s hair while she strives to make a living on a shit wage who then she gets blamed for him expressing his fetishes and deviances on her by a pudding faced blimp in a frock to protect Little Pink Arsehole while dragging the rotting carcass of our MSM further into a seemingly bottomless gutter.
Arsehole on the left in baby blue. Aww, bless.
A mystery arsehole. He shows up out of nowhere from the Big Flat Sand Pit and is suddenly Gleaming little Pink arsehole’s very, very best friend. Mr and Mr Pink N Blue Chummy Snuggles and care for a reach around Big Fella?
Little Blue Arsehole loves Little Pink Arsehole because Little Pink Arsehole sends Little Blue Arsehole our best people with the training, educations, families, work ethic but who then don’t have entitlements and protections thus slavery ! Yay ! Go the Pink N Blues !
Little Blue Arsehole’s Little Blue Arsehole refugees who come to Little Pink Arsehole Land however get those entitlements thanks to the work put in by people too afraid, too poor, too much in love with New Zealand / Aotearoa to consider living in hot, flat, sandy, dangerous Blue Arsehole Land with greater beasties what sting and bite.
The real Boat people.
heh..!
In days of yore
Aus PM fifty years before
Entered heavy surf off beach
Out of reach
Search was in vain
Never to be seen again
Lesson learnt
Better sunburnt
On their backs
Paddling gently in kayaks
Sharing secrets in obscurity
Absolute Security
Sydney Harbour
Opportune for ardor
Key flattered
Recently battered
No GSCB
Will not be lost at sea
It’s getting a bit hard to stay afloat on the cesspool we’ve created, especially in front of our adoring media . . .
Mal! You can’t heat your kayak and keep it too. Who’s going to put the fire out, coz I won’t.
50 is the new 11.
Hi Mum, how are you? Do you know what I did at school today? I got to go canoeing with my new best friend from Australia! He’s so cool. We like the same colours and everything. I love him. He’s gunna come round next month after we’ve finished running the countries and everything. It’s so fun! I love having my new best friend, Mum! He’s so cool! Can I have a sandwich?
it’s not a reach-around..it’s a reach-across..
Lynch Merrill. Sack Goldman.
Mal, Nauru? Or Christmas Island? Yeah! Nash! Why not the Rocks?
Mal, Nauru? Or Christmas Island? Yeah! Naah! Why not the Rocks?
Yea I’ve great PR, This’ll prove although we’re up the creek, we have paddles.
Canoodling exposed.
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”
dumb and dumber
Cmon Malcolm do kiwis a favour
Tip him over and hold him under
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