Tourettes – No Losers @ Winz

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Over the last year Tourettes aka Dominic Hoey and his flatmate Abraham Kunin (The Means) have been toiling away on a new album “Feel Like Shit, Looking Great!”

The pair worked together to produce last summers feel good hit John Key’s Son’s A DJ.

No Losers @ Winz, an objective and rational critique of New Zealand’s welfare system, will be the first single off the album.

As a poem, Dominic has been performing it up and down the country to the delight of tax payers everywhere.

The video was directed by Dominic and wonder child Joel Taco who also filmed, edited and did all the hard stuff.

11 COMMENTS

    • Thanks for the warning tophat. Glad I read the comments first! Obviously some strobe/extreme flashing lights in the video?

      (Poster, if that is the case, then please do put a warning. It really is a serious health & safety issue for some people. Thanks).

      • “Health and safety issue” ! WTF ! I can tell you what a ‘ health and safety ‘ issue is.

        The words ‘ health’ and ‘safety’ for a fucking start.

        Echo’s of a controlling, neo liberal fucking regime is what, and that’s an issue if ever there was one.
        I know what, Moron Classes! Lets all wear fluro orange rubber suits and place traffic cones about in the no-sharp-edges lounge of beige and autumn tonings? Don’t want to fall over Fluffums the de-sexed, de-fanged, de-fleaded, de-nailed kitty cat now do we? Might fall over and bump our empty little craniums on the Harvey Normans we went deep into debt to buy to watch the junk $-depreciate like Twitter shares right there in front of us on the plasti-carpet ( Plasti-carpet ’cause like? No sheep ’cause like all cows an’ shit. Ever see a cow hair carpet? Yeah-nah right? )

        The only health risk for me is seeing ugly fucking bennett’s boiled turnip head looking like it’s about to burst from fatness.

        The safety issue is during my seeing the above boiled-turnip-head I might have a fucking stroke from the pressures caused by that.

        I’d rather have a seizure than live in permanent fuzzy, fluffy , safe-safe, snuggles, warm, PC cocoa anybody ? OK, off to bed ( Certified with WOF ) and here’s a kiss ( Peck on cheek within prearranged , non erogenous zones as marked out by fluro orange makeup ) with hugs, ( Light , shoulder level , inward leaning, groins apart, whilst thinking of England embrace with rude shove-off finish which should suggest I hate your guts but I went through with it anyway now fuck off ! ) Oh, and here’s a biscuit ( Low GI ) . Sweet dreams . Be safe! Stay healthy!There’s a good minion. Kiss, kiss. ( Dr’s cert’ to assure no STD’s, roughness, evidence of having kissed arseholes etc )

        Jesus wept.

        @ Katie ? Get a grip.

        I suffer from terminal stupidity. Do I get a warning whenever a clever bastard threatens my ignorance? No, I do not. Isn’t that just plain dumbist? What’s the world coming too???

        ( Too far and too cryptic, right? )

        • Oh my goodness…

          About says it all… look…I just cracked up with that lot…

          I don’t know what to say except ….brilliant!!!!

          All the pretensions and BS laid bare…I better end it right there.

        • Countryboy- you don’t have epilepsy do you? Ever had a tonic clonic (grand mal) seizure set off by strobe lighting on a video?
          If you want to have my seizures you’re welcome to them. They’re life threathening. btw, I have them every time I have to go into a WINZ office, the stress has become so bad. I consider WINZ more of a danger to my health and safety than any video.

          I am sooooo sorry I offended your terminal stupidity. I can’t even really work out what the point of your rant is. Perhaps that makes me stupid too or maybe it’s because I’m still recovering from a bad seizure yesterday.
          Did I say the video is a H&S issue? NO!! I’d love to see it but a warning from the first poster means I can’t risk it.

  1. Welcome to the low wage economy where you too , can work for the minimum hourly rate in a casualised dead end job.

    If you can find one…

    Gotta love that monotone chant the neo liberal loves to put himself into a stupor about … ‘a level playing field ‘ – except that the ‘ level playing field’ doesn’t seem apply to them …

    Always struck me as humorous that the ‘level playing field’ neo liberal has such a fit when you mention introducing a progressive tax system and a realistic living wage/hourly rate…

    They always seem to go a bit quiet on their beloved ‘level playing field’ theory’s when the above is mentioned…

    I wonder why that is….

    And I’m sure we all see the funny side of neo liberals spouting off about how successful we are as a society since the 1984 introduction of neo liberalism…

    Dilapidated schools
    Dilapidated hospitals
    Groaning prisons
    300,000 kids in poverty as are their parents
    Gagging of the media
    Funding cuts to social service’s such as Women’s refuge due to govt threats
    Gagging of academics due to funding cuts and threats of the same by govt.

    Quite a list ,… and that’s only the beginning…

    You know…. if I was a neo liberal and I started my little rant about how we are so much better off after dismantling our once prosperous Social Democratic system… if I was confronted with the above list…. I would find the nearest piece of carpet to hide under…

  2. Brilliant. As f*****g sharp as razors.

    Oh, and the criticiosm above is right – the strobing effect near the end – @3:04 – is painful to look at. (And I’m not prone to epilepsy or any such thing.)

    But still, well done.

  3. Yep Wild Katipo,

    WinZ is a fucking joke and a embarrassment to any poor person seeking assistance at this lame brained agency.

    My Son now 29 served an apprenticeship overseas for seven years to become a tradesman and returned to his country of birth NZ to get a job, and found out his German tradesman papers were not good for working here, so he applied for WINZ cover until he pays a (2 thousand dollar fee to sit his NZ Licence later this year, to work in his trade, and Winz said after 6 weeks he must take a job picking fruit?????

    What an embarrassment to his NZ born father who also is a tradesman, who came home in 1976 from working in Canada and the National Government then helped me up skill to a better tradesman’s ticket but now the new National Government wants to down skill Kiwis and put them on low wage jobs as you said Wild Katipo.

    National Key and co must go next year, we cannot let them ruin our kids futures here.

    • Wow…I would have thought that with the funding crisis for educational institutes in this country they would gladly have accepted a German qualification… instead he has to pay another $ 2000.00 …

      All that tells me is someones on the take here and it isn’t you and your son…seven years apprenticeship… and then shat on and told to pick fruit…

      Yep…that sounds like the neo liberal owned WINZ…

      Mindless, servile , gutless little power trippers watching out for their own arses to protect their own jobs.

      It is shamelessly gutless types like this , that give the neo liberal wretch a foot in the back door.

      There is no quarter to be given to the neo liberal wretch.

      They are an enemy of the people of this Nation.

  4. todays new earth quake in Christchurch will turn the city into an insurance black zone the risk factor has just went through the roof i cant see insurance companies taking on the risk after todays earth quake national decision to rebuild in geologically unsound area(ie a fucken swamp) has come back and bitten them hard today property prices in Christchurch are going to zero zero!!!! congratulations to our Tory rulers for the most costly screw up ever!!!!

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