Top 10 Flying Dildo Proverbs of Steven Joyce

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There are few people who deserve a dildo to the face, the smug mug of Steven Joyce is one of them.

As we prepare for the scathing satire from Last Week Tonight, let’s consider the top 10 Flying Dildo Proverbs of Steven Joyce…

10:  The squeaky spiel gets the piece 

9: A dildo in the face is worth two in the bush

8: A prick in time saves slime

7: Two dongs make a right

6: The Penis is mightier than the bored

5: People who live in glass houses should not throw dildos

4: Keep your friends close and your dildos closer

3: A dildo is worth a thousand words

2: Never look a dildo in the mouth

1: Too many cocks spoil the waffle

22 COMMENTS

  1. Dildo speaks louder than words.

    Practice makes perfect.

    Don’t bite the dildo that feeds you.

    Dildo is in the eye of the beholder.

  2. Have just seen in the Herald that the PM in a speech in Auckland today said he was “appalled” at the photo of Joyce being smacked in the mouth with a sex toy, that it would be beamed out all over the world on our National Day – heavens that’s a bit rich coming from him with his cringe worthy antics he gets up to and the ridicule and the satire of these antics on the US TV channels. Lord knows what the world thinks of his idiot pranks he gets up to. The soap in the shower and peeing in the shower was the last straw and the pony tail pulling was a disgrace for a man in his position. He has a bloody nerve if you ask me.

    • @ W K . Exactly. Yankee doodle psycho jonky-stein using dick-deflection tactics is a logical phallusy. Jonky’s a pudgy liar with a skill for deflecting culpability to further his agenda, as if we don’t already know that.

  3. Dildo Dildo on my face but do not despair
    I love corporations and have not much hair
    I will support my leader till the end of time
    As we swim in the pool of greed and crime

    Dildo Dildo on my face
    what a huge disgrace
    I stand here in Donkeys place
    Just glad it was not turds or egg on my face

  4. Ancient Chinese proverb: ‘Man who eat two dollar dildo can no come. Has constipation long time. Plenty bad’

  5. Ancient Indian proverb : ‘When you do really bad stuff, sooner or later Karma will always catch up with you, sometimes even in the form of a pink dildo’

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