TDB Political Caption Competition

1. The unholy trinity ,or evil triplicated,

2. monsters inc..

3. national caucus prepares for an intervention on gerry brownlee..

4. ministers gather around brownlees’ lunch-bowl..

5. play ‘find the muslim’…

   • Tim Groser is Muslim.

     • yes..i know..

       ..will he be unable to take up his new role as ambassador to usa..?

       ..will he be stopped/profiled and blocked at the border..?

       ..as a foreign-muslim he should really set off alarms in the system..

       • [‘as a foreign-muslim he should really set off alarms in the system’]

         Only if he was circumcised.

6. ministers celebrate the elevation of paula ‘i know nothing about climate change’ bennett to the position of minister for climate-change..

7. The circle of strife…

8. Table designed to look like a haemorrhoid cushion for arseholes…

9. The Small Hadron Collider: they’ve already got the ‘God Particle’…

10. The small hadron collider already has a God particle…

11. The Truth Busters gang meeting.

12. “A last chance to smile away before the crusher crashes the caucus”

13. SMILING – WHITE – MEN – IN – BLUE – TIES – LEADING – NZ – ASTRAY

    Or

    Women in the back row where you belong – we laughing men run the show.

14. Lord of the Ring & Nazgul well pleased with continuing dominion over sleepy hobbits.

15. Look at all the turds around that toilet seat.

16. Blights of the Round Table.

17. Hollow men find hollow table.

18. Cabinet masters one times table.

19. Knights of the Round Table celebrating the demise of NZ.

20. The filthy circle of inequity!

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