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TDB Political Caption Competition

By   /  September 30, 2015  /  18 Comments

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  1. phillip ure says:

    ‘i can so have my apple – and eat it too!..so there!..’..

  2. e-clectic says:

    “But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, you shall not eat of it: for in the day that you eat thereof you shall surely die.”

    Fortunately it was only an apple, and John Key remains ignorant of good and evil.

  3. AB says:

    Adam says he is ‘relaxed’ and Eve was “most likely some sort of Labour/Green activist”

  4. AB says:

    An apple a day keeps poor people away

  5. AB says:

    Damn you Gerry, there’s only apples left.

  6. AB says:

    I didn’t say “cusp” of something special. I said vote National and you’ll get something “crisp and special”

  7. AB says:

    I didn’t say “cusp” of something special. I said vote National to get something “crisp and special”

  8. wanafli says:

    This is fresh fruit? Way too good for beneficiaries . .. .

  9. wanafli says:

    Is this from China or the USA? It’s local? Oh crap . . .

  10. elle says:

    Maybe the wicked witch has been around with the poison apple.
    John Key is looking old and grey,chasing around for a second with leaders of other countries,like a mosquito ,its very tiring .

  11. ruup says:

    “Oops I think I just swallowed Peter Dunne!”

  12. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “Full of Awstralian maggots!”

  13. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Staff wait for the poison to take effect.

  14. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “You expect me to pay for it?”

  15. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Countdown offer giant pumpkins for ministerial cars. BMW reported to be disappointed.

  16. phillip ure says:

    ‘this is what i am going to do to james shaws’ balls…that punk thinks he can play me..?..’

  17. ropata says:

    Thief eats supermarket food without paying

    Pillock chokes on fruit, Martyn Devlin not on hand to save the day

    “I tasted the fruit but I did not swallow”

  18. phillip ure says:

    key turns down offer of pigs-head – gets stuck into apple instead..

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