TDB Political Caption Competition

1. Never again will the thought of a plump pork sausage cause me to salivate.

   • my favourite ‘never again’s from this are ‘cameron will never again be able to eat breakfast in public’/hotel dining rooms..

     .and he will ‘never be able to cuddle a pig in public again’..

     ..and of course no pigs’ heads on dining tables..anywhere..ever..

     (he may even convert to the jewish faith..just to be sure..)

2. Poor wee Beasties. Aliens ? A deadly virus targeting human beings please ?

   • Swine flu maybe.
     Like Mr Clinton, Cameron will tell all in his biography.

3. It was the other one.

4. Newly discovered manuscripts show Orwell planned different ending for “Animal Farm”

5. British Pig Association “not impressed” with Cameron’s statement.

6. “He’s a good boy and he loves his momma” says Royal Society of Psychiatrists.

7. Bill Clinton “amused” by Cameron blunder.

8. Cameron said to be particularly upset at Corbyn’s “pigs at the trough of capitalism” remark.

9. His purple prose matches purple tie says Archbishop of Canterbury.

10. No truth to rumour of “Hogfather” nickname says Chancellor of Exchequer.

11. J K Rowling to sue over “Hogwart’s” comment.

12. Blair says Cameron can’t possibly be Jewish. Goldman Sachs said to be outraged.

13. Telling porkies is one thing.

14. Oink oink!

15. so..at an age when corbyn was deciding he had to go vegetarian because he couldn’t handle the cruelties done to pigs..

    ..cameron was unzipping…

16. cameron rules out taking a pork board sinecure..post-politics…

17. cameron refuses to answer questioning as to what he does with pigs’-heads..after he has had his way with them..

    ..do they stay in the food-chain..?

18. cameron rules out pig-in-a-poke theme for xmas office-party..

19. cameron has ‘no comment’ to the news the oxford dictionary will expand their definition of ‘tory-pig-fucker’..

    .. to include ‘generic-description c.f. david cameron’

20. cameron turns down a request for an interview..from miss piggy…

21. cameron tipped for lead role in x-rated version of animal farm..

22. Another Groundhog Day for DC.

23. meeting between cameron and kermit the frog said to be ‘tense’…

24. Of course he could be innocent,it was just a story ,but that would spoil all the fun .

25. Merkel loses rag..calls Cameron “schweinehund”

26. Brawny politicians should be porcine and not herd

27. Cameron appoints himself to British Pork Board hoping to get ahead

28. In a fit of pique Merkel calls Cameron a schweinehund

29. In a fit of pique German Chancellor calls Cameron a schweinehund

30. Cameron is notorious for an occasional fit of pique

31. Camerons cousin the Queen is not amused.

32. Warner Bros to sue Cameron over P-p-p-porky P-p-pig remark.

33. British Dental Association rebukes Cameron’s action as “dangerous and absolutely not recommended”.

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