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David Cameron – getting Piggy with it

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  1. mary_a says:

    Ha ha, Cameron, the porker! Fits the distorted image quite well.

    Muppet Miss Piggy must really ring his bell 🙂

    Seems Cameron’s very own Tories are out to get him. Leadership change coming up perhaps?

    I bet it would be quite mind boggling, or perhaps not, to know what our debauched lot got up to in the past and maybe still even now indulging themselves in their crude vulgarities. Ponytail anyone?

  2. wild katipo says:

    Hahahaaha…well…what an embarrassing thing to look to the camera in the eye when about to address the nation…

    More staid citizens would be worried he is about to start pork barreling political promises ….as it were …. and drag it out and peruse just how little there was to get all upset about in the first place….

    Its a perverse and peculiar thing about these ‘ moralistic ‘ neo liberals…like prepubescent boys they seem attracted to big guns and flashy bangs…and pork sandwiches.

    Or maybe it was that a disaffected toff decided to write a book that detailed the extra pork Cameron was getting and the lack of pork M’Lord was getting… you know…the old Oliver Twist line so to speak….

    Morepork….. Morepork…..Morepork….

    And that’s another thing about these weirdo neo liberals…its always about …you guessed it – Morepork.

    Morepork for me and less for you….and their so into that that even personal loyalties cease to matter any morepork….

    Over here we are morepork subtle about things …our neo liberal subversives like to pull ponytails….

    But given half a chance they too would be into porking the public barrel and screaming in orgiastic ecstasy – Morepork !!! – as well.

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    Neo liberals and their moralistic wanking on about waging war in the middle east….

    Let them clean their own disgusting mess up after themselves…because we sure as hell don’t need them.

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  3. countryboy says:

    I wonder what roger douglas, one time pig farmer and pork board member would think of such a thing from a fellow neo liberal sociopath? Tally Ho and roger on aye-what old boy?
    Sometimes, usually when I’m drunk, I’m so ashamed of being a human I can’t look my dog in the eye. If animals could ask us searching questions then what, in the name of God , could we tell them? What explanations could we offer up for cameron ? Or some Lincoln college students for that matter. Tomorrows leaders of society, tomorrows professionals and farmers
    .
    @ Mary_A ? You really don’t want to go there.

  4. I phoned Downing Street for comment, but no luck – David had a lot of crackling on his end.

  5. cleangreen says:

    Ha ha,

    Pony tails are in Vogue over here it seems.

    Malcom Turnabull (new Aussie PM (another financial maggot) says he admires Shonkey!!!!

    So maybe they will buddy up & go together in a downtown bar in Camberra and go ape wild pulling lots of ladies pony tails Eh! ?*^%#$@GRRRRRR

    David Cameron is a sleaze ball and very wooden & artificial.

    Not at all looking as a human when compared against Jeremy Corbyn who reeks of total caring humanity.

    Makes me proud again to be part of the human race.

  6. Andy says:

    This is absolute genius. Where does Cassette Boy find the time?

  7. Lucy says:

    But he is being humiliated for not doing what the power brokers want. This should be terrifying to us as the same power brokers have a ton load on John Key, so this is a message to all leaders do what we want! TTPA will get signed super quick after this flexing of blackmail as will the shake down sell off of more of our assets!

  8. Mike the Lefty says:

    Saw this one on the internet the other night: Q. As a child, what was David Cameron’s favourite game? A: Piggy in the middle!

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