4 things Key can do with his new flags

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  1. Burn the vile, detestable things!

    Next … FJK!

    If the current flag isn’t retained, then maybe some very angry Kiwis might be indulging in serious flag burning!

  2. Remember, remember!
    The first of September,
    The TPPA treason and false flag plot;
    I know of no reason
    Why the TPPA treason
    Should ever be forgot!
    FJK and his companions
    Did the scheme contrive,
    To sign the TPPA and change the flag
    While they announced the AB squad from the Beehive!
    Threescore hacks on the airwaves, laid below,
    To prove New Zealand’s overthrow.
    But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
    With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
    A stick and a stake
    For New Zealand’s sake!
    If you won’t give FJK one,
    He’ll take two,
    The better for him,
    And the worse for you.
    An American rope, to hang this dope,
    A penn’orth of Canadian cheese to choke him,
    A pint of Japanese beer to wash it down,
    And a jolly good fire to burn his flag.
    Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! Take that flag away!
    Holloa, boys! holloa boys! Fuck the TPPA!
    Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

  3. hypno-flag will be the stoners’ favourite..

    ..you slurp down a strong joint – and then stare @ that sucker for awhile..

    ..i’ve done it…and all i can say is whoar..!

  4. How can we dance when our earth is turning?
    How do we sleep while our flags are burning?
    How can we dance when our earth is turning?

    Midnight Foil

  5. Oh look it looks somewhat like a ponytail?

    Hey John come and pull it.

    We all around the world now know you need another ponytail pulling fix!

  6. To paraphrase an old joke about banjos and ukuleles.

    Which of the four flag designs burns fastest?
    Who cares.

  7. “With a CV like mine, Donald Trump will give me a job – the Stars and Stripes are in need of a makeover. Who said they were ‘forever’?”

  8. Now you too can be Hone Heke! Celebrate your Kiwinessismthingy!

    New from Slater-Nazi Inc* a highly flammable NZ flag of your choice.**

    You can run it up the pole!***

    You can chop it down (authentic haka lyric included).

    You can set fire to it!

    You can blow it out!

    You can set fire to it again!

    Available now everywhere!

    *Not connected with Slater-Nazi Co.
    **Stars ‘n’ Jack not available for copyright reasons.
    ***Flagpole NOT included.

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