One of these is a hapless muppet that gets everything wrong and somehow gets away with it. The other is Beaker.
Comedy gold! Where’s Professor Bunsen Honeydew when you need him?
NZ is too close to the Antarctic – it’s ‘Due North’ for me very soon, for a ‘change of climate’. The atmosphere has never been the same here, since I was let loose in the paddock – the ponies are not just frisky, they are fiesty. Ah no, I am ‘not just a pretty face’ anymore. I am ‘just not a pretty face’.
” The jigs up ! …I’ve pulled far too many ponytails for it to be discreet anymore ”…..
I think someone just shit!
Angry Muppets Sue NZ Government.
Spokesperson for the Muppets, Beaker, announced today that the Muppets patience had worn thin with the constant “theft of intellectual property” and outright plagiarism of Muppet ideas and practices by the current NZ government. “They talk like us, they espouse our half-baked ideas……they even do their best to look like us”, a clearly frustrated Beaker told the Press today. When asked if he felt threatened by this looming legal action, P.M. John Key replied that any resemblance between Judith Collins and Miss Piggy was purely coincidental and that it was all the Labour Party’s fault anyway.
Foreign policy + Intel + Security
Subscribe | Follow | Bookmarkand join Buchanan & Manning LIVE Thursdays @ midday
MIL Public Webcast Service
One of these is a hapless muppet that gets everything wrong and somehow gets away with it. The other is Beaker.
Comedy gold! Where’s Professor Bunsen Honeydew when you need him?
NZ is too close to the Antarctic – it’s ‘Due North’ for me very soon, for a ‘change of climate’. The atmosphere has never been the same here, since I was let loose in the paddock – the ponies are not just frisky, they are fiesty. Ah no, I am ‘not just a pretty face’ anymore. I am ‘just not a pretty face’.
” The jigs up ! …I’ve pulled far too many ponytails for it to be discreet anymore ”…..
I think someone just shit!
Angry Muppets Sue NZ Government.
Spokesperson for the Muppets, Beaker, announced today that the Muppets patience had worn thin with the constant “theft of intellectual property” and outright plagiarism of Muppet ideas and practices by the current NZ government. “They talk like us, they espouse our half-baked ideas……they even do their best to look like us”, a clearly frustrated Beaker told the Press today. When asked if he felt threatened by this looming legal action, P.M. John Key replied that any resemblance between Judith Collins and Miss Piggy was purely coincidental and that it was all the Labour Party’s fault anyway.
http://oi62.tinypic.com/dggec5.jpg
PM JonKey upon learning who has beat him soundly as prefered PM in the latest polls . . . Mr Beaker
Beaker – Meep meep meep!!
“Mr Key, your opponents have described you as ‘a right muppet’. What is your reaction to that?”
Neither of these guys say anything intelligible.
Comments are closed.