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TDB Political Caption Competition

By   /  June 24, 2015  /  9 Comments

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  1. mary_a says:

    Chin up laddie, you too can be an arsehole creep like me one day!

  2. PhilDC says:

    ‘Look young man, my self importance is getting away – look there it goes…on the back of that beetle- its my smug on a bug!’

  3. elle says:

    Look here lad im a failed tv presenter you are just a protester so go away, you have no right to even look at me,the public don’t so just get in line.

  4. wild katipo says:

    ” You , – must use a high quality razor to produce that smooth face – what brand do you use? – I must get some !!! ”.

  5. e-clectic says:

    OK pusbreath shove off, I eat people like you for breakfast – perhaps not Breakfast any more but on any of my highly successful faux news and commentary TV programs that blend incisive questioning with a soupcon of my famous acerbic wit. I said bugger off, you’re standing between me and breast of quail with a jus cassis paired with an austere yet insouciant Central Otago pinot, peasant!

  6. Margaret says:

    “This is no Jono & Ben style gesture of endearment. Get off My Street – I pay rates. Get it?”

  7. LIBERTY4NZ says:

    “Watch it boy, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM”?

  8. Sylvie Kaos says:

    “You are a dip shit! God what’s your name, Dick Shit, is it Dick Shit?”
    “Look there you are there, silly Dick Shit … Anyway, that’s so appropriate because you’re small and poor, so you would be a dick in shit, wouldn’t you? Do you know what I mean, walking along the street.”

  9. adam says:

    This is how you inspect the serfs

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