TDB Political Caption Competition

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  1. Argh !! No more red tape. Free, free to do as we like. The environment is for the cows – and the birds.

  2. “Another cut here, another cut there and that should just about do it. The nuisance masses can go and eat cake, while I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank in Hawai’i”

  3. “Since we emasculated the Labour Party I thought it was apropos to use red with the gelding irons.”

  4. I know can do this, I know I can, must relax, forget about the hammer and nail thing, pretend it never happened.

  5. FIRST PRIVATE COMPANY TO TAKE UP SOCIAL BONDS PROGRAM

    SERVO is the first company to take on the task of getting the recalcitrant mentally ill into menial (editor note: meaningful) work. Director Daniel Snake-Oi El is shown teaching John Key ( who suffers from trichophilia and psychopathy) how to use basic tools. “He’s doing really well,” said Daniel “you should have seen him trying to hammer in a nail – it had almost 6,000 views on You Tube”. Asked why he’s does it Mr Snake -Oi El said it wasn’t about the billions his company will be creaming off the NZ taxpayer it was about making a difference to those people’s lives ” I just love the look on the looney’s faces”. When asked what job was Mr Key hoping to get, he said “At the end of the DAY, achsully, I like money, gOing forward,market”. And maybe, with SERVO’s help, he may even be Prime Minister of NZ someday.

  6. You’ve got your hands on them but I’ll do the cutting – you just pretend you’re in charge – y’know like everything else.

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