What can one say about Rachel Glucina’s rather breathless description of Key’s topless selfie???
The bare-chest bravado was, we can report, snapped moments before plunging into the spa pool at chez Key on the weekend.
John, tufts of grey body hair adorning his chest, plays photographer. His son Max, standing self-assuredly behind him, sports cocked fingers and a hair style that can only be described as “in momentum”.
Phallic-shaped conifers shoot up to the sky. Fairy lights hang delicately from the spouting of the pool house. And the toned torsos of the shirtless studs have prompted winks and nods around the country.
Bare-chested bravado? Tufts of grey body hair adorning chests? Toned torsos? Shirtless studs?
Can someone please hose Miss Glucina down? How this was posted in the politics area of the NZ Herald seems as bizarre as the fact that shortly after this, the paper edited the piece to remove all the panting.
The last time the Herald had to re-edit this much was when trying to explain how Glucina gained access to Amanda Bailey.