TDB Political Caption Competition


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    • Please don’t use that word or Henry will dissolve into tears of laughter again while insulting another culture.

  1. I’d better be careful about what I say, Paul. Someone has tried to hide a microphone on the desk.

  2. “Now that we have the complimentary fellatio out of the way, lets talk about selfies, bbqs and golf…”

  3. Crosby-Textor instructions for a safe interview:

    The wires from the microphones plug into the table.
    The wire behind the interviewer’s ear, plugs into their brain.
    The wire in the interviewees hand (concealed) plugs into the pain generator.

  4. If it makes you feel better Prime Minister you might have lost Northland to Winston, but I lost Wairarapa to a transvestite.

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