Please don’t use that word or Henry will dissolve into tears of laughter again while insulting another culture.
I’d better be careful about what I say, Paul. Someone has tried to hide a microphone on the desk.
Aaww c’mon!! He’s clearly wearing a wire!
“Now that we have the complimentary fellatio out of the way, lets talk about selfies, bbqs and golf…”
“Pauly, I’m only smiling because my GSCB has sent me photos of your dick. “
…and when you plug them in, everything looks way better….
So what do you say we go from “It’s Complicated” to “In a Relationship”?
Hello Pauly, hope you got your copy of the script for today’s show in time.
“So, does this count as a man-date?”
Crosby-Textor instructions for a safe interview:
The wires from the microphones plug into the table.
The wire behind the interviewer’s ear, plugs into their brain.
The wire in the interviewees hand (concealed) plugs into the pain generator.
“I love you Paul. Truly, not like that other Mike fellow.”
If it makes you feel better Prime Minister you might have lost Northland to Winston, but I lost Wairarapa to a transvestite.
“So, what can the nation expect in your latest orders from Merrill Lynch?”
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Please don’t use that word or Henry will dissolve into tears of laughter again while insulting another culture.
I’d better be careful about what I say, Paul. Someone has tried to hide a microphone on the desk.
Aaww c’mon!! He’s clearly wearing a wire!
“Now that we have the complimentary fellatio out of the way, lets talk about selfies, bbqs and golf…”
“Pauly, I’m only smiling because my GSCB has sent me photos of your dick. “
…and when you plug them in, everything looks way better….
So what do you say we go from “It’s Complicated” to “In a Relationship”?
Hello Pauly, hope you got your copy of the script for today’s show in time.
“So, does this count as a man-date?”
Crosby-Textor instructions for a safe interview:
The wires from the microphones plug into the table.
The wire behind the interviewer’s ear, plugs into their brain.
The wire in the interviewees hand (concealed) plugs into the pain generator.
“I love you Paul. Truly, not like that other Mike fellow.”
If it makes you feel better Prime Minister you might have lost Northland to Winston, but I lost Wairarapa to a transvestite.
“So, what can the nation expect in your latest orders from Merrill Lynch?”
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