Is Simon Lusk the new Bachelor?

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Are you a female who enjoys polluting the political environment with hate and threats so that fewer people engage and the hard right win elections?

Do you enjoy candle lit walks through poor peoples homes?

Is a whimpering beneficiary music to your ears?

Well maybe we have the right man for you. It seems hard right political dirty politics strategist Simon Lusk is looking for love online.

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Ha hahaha ahahahahah … ! God , that’s hilarious ! Does paula bennett know he’s available ? Hahahahahahahaa a a a ….. ! Imagine the offspring ! ? Oh . My . God . !

  2. Are the puppies the good food he is refering to? He has an I am going to eat you look in his eye and the puppies look very worried.

  3. They did the mash , it was a graveyard smash!
    They did the mash , it caught on like a flash!
    They did the mash , the Monster mash !!

    The zombies were having fun , the party had just begun,
    The guests included Wolfman , Dracula , and John XKeyscore his son,
    Now everything’s cool Drac Obama’s taken over our land,
    With his 5 eye spy network calling the tunes of the band

    They did the mash , they did the Monster mash,
    The Monster mash it was a graveyard smash,
    They did the mash , it caught on like a flash

    From parliament near Bellamys food and eats,
    To the debating chambers where the vampires feast,
    The ghouls all came from their ostentatious abodes,
    To cast a fake vote and to watch democracy erode ,

    They did the mash , the Monster mash
    They did the mash , it was a graveyard smash
    They did the mash , it caught on like a flash.

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