Top 10 questions if the Conservative Party get over 5%

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1. If the Conservative Party get over 5% do we automatically go back to 1950?

2. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will  the National Anthem be changed from “God defend NZ’ to “God God God”

3. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will NZ become a Free Market Theocracy?

4. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will we ban the Moon?

5. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will promiscuous women be forced out of the city gates?

6. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will Colin Craig become Minister of Science and book burning? 

7. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will satire be legally limited to knock knock jokes? 

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8. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will global warming be explained as an extra tight hug from God?  

9. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will  menstruating women be forbidden from food preparation?  

10. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will  the Bible replace the Treaty of Waitangi? 

9 COMMENTS

  1. “8. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will global warming be explained as an extra tight hug from God?”
    That seems to be the extent of the debate on climate change in this election.

  2. I’m confused, if they get in, will 5% of gay and lesbian people choose not to be gay or will all gay and lesbian people choose to be just 5% less gay?

  3. “If the Conservative Party get over 5% will the Bible replace the Treaty of Waitangi?”

    Not a fair match, one is a work of deception and the other a blueprint for repression.

  4. 11. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will children be forced into marriage at puberty so no future babies can be born out of wedlock ?

  5. 12. If the Conservative Party get over 5% will there be a surcharge on women dining out between 4-8pm? because well… they should be at home working in their own kitchens.

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