Can you believe Judith Collins? The mighty crusher, she who scares children and eats souls, getting all watery eyed because she’s been caught out misleading the Prime Minister and having to do that lowly thing none people who vote Labour have to do – shock horror – apologise!
Look at her language…
“What’s probably extraordinary is I am saying ’I apologise’,’’
‘‘That is extraordinary for me.’’
…oh lucky for us peasants, rejoice, the Goddess of Power Jackets is to come down amongst us insects to apologise. Rename your new borns, build statues, sacrifice virgins – for we are the truly blessed to see the God Woman with Padded Shoulders come to Earth and apologise for her gross abuse of the Cabinet Manuel.
Oh we are so bloody lucky aren’t we folks?
The audacity of Judith Collins is as astonishing as Cameron Slater’s absolute silence on the issue. Collins is a pretender for the throne once Key gets his overseas appointments from America for slicing the throat of NZs economic sovereignty by signing us up to TPPA, but what an insight we have had from Collins before she has the chance to become PM.
This is a politician who can not say sorry, and has the jaw dropping arrogance to get weepy over her blatant and gross breaches of the Cabinet Manuel and manages to make the entire apology not to us (the citizens who have been left wondering if our Justice Minister was doing the work we pay her for, or was in fact cutting dodgy back room deals for a company her Husband runs and which has so many ‘dear close friends’ within it), but manages to make the apology all about her having to apologise.
Who the bloody hell does Judith Collins think she is? The reincarnation of Gandhi, Christ and Elvis all in one body?
The Hubris she has put on display is ugly and insincere. How could someone so convinced of their own infallibility make Prime Minister?
Ummm, hold on…
…perhaps it’s because Collins has learned from the master of denial?
Why is anyone surprised by Collins anymore? The woman exudes arrogance. It seeps from her pores like a malignant vapour. The majority of her facial expressions are variations on a theme — that theme being “Shut up, peasants! You’re not fit to lick my boots!”
From Botany Labour Facebook post:
Listening to the TV news tonight and noted that the woman who needs to ask permission from Cameron Slater to speak to the NZ Herald has learnt what it was like to be at the receiving end rather than the firing end.
Rumour has it she is being auditioned for a new Llyod-Webber – Tim Rice Musical “OROVIDA” featuring the heart felt solo “Don’t cry for me Orovida…the truth is I never left you, All thru my wild days, my mad existence I kept my promise. Don’t keep your distance.””
Can you ever criticise a woman without making it all about their clothing, hair and appearance? I had hoped Ms Collins did so many things wrong you would be able to write 200 words without even mentioning what she wore, but I was wrong.
Perhaps you have a poor memory Moz? Do you have a poor memory?
I got good memory! And good hearing too. It was about a leader of the opposition living in a castle near Dunedin, wasn’t it? And the clothing the leader wears, a bit similar to Ms Colin’s gear. Wasn’t it?
And because Shane Jones put the boot into her and she had never put the boot into him. How unfair. And what the hell is Shane Jones doing making alliances with the devil anyhow?
Also, pretty sure she put the boot into him in that infamous Ruminator guest blog. But hey, who beyond the towers of Thorndon reads the fucking Ruminator anyway?
Collins’ Prime Ministerial aspirations appear to be lost in time like crocodile tears in the rain …. but not if Glucina can help it!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11219211
Apparently some people have felt so sorry for the poor woman that they have even hugged her. We should all cut her some slack because she must be going through hell trying to get her head around the idea that she could ever be wrong about anything.
On a more serious note ,John Key is soon to head to China.
He plans to use his position as Prime Minister to reassure the Chinese that the products of a private company, Fonterra, are safe. Fonterra will have already advised the Chinese that their products are safe but we are meant to be reassured that Mr Key’s status will have extra influence over the Chinese and really drive the message home. This is portrayed as an example of political influence being used for good and one presumes it is expected to be effective, or Mr Key wouldn’t bother.
In the same week, we are meant to accept that a very senior cabinet minister’s involvement with another private NZ company in China is not significant.
There’s a pattern here with some National party women. Look at Jenny Shipley, Crusher, Parata, and now Maggie Barrie (who famously said she had no empathy). All stupendously arrogant and full of themselves, all make terrible decisions, and all have no regard for others. In other words, borderline personality disorder material.
And don’t get me started on the men…they’re even worse!
A first grade super creep alright.
I remember watching a news item a few months back on the Anglican Bishop of Wellington making his own protest regarding the penal system and Collins’ response; as I remember, something along the lines of: “ridiculous and being an Anglican myself not surprised by the declining church numbers due to such actions”.
Couldn’t help thinking what a bizarre creep, an arrogance of the highest calibre, as if she knows better about the church than a bishop. By spouting such condescending drivel who does she think she is? The head of the Anglican Church, the Queen?
As much as I despise Key, at least he’s low-key compared to a boorish creep like Collins. The idea of such a derelict character as Prime Minister I imagine could place the country in a state of upheaval. This government strips the dignity of many wholesale and it’s successful as Key denies many concerns with a casual shrug. But when you have someone who would likely let their creep flag fly high and go berserk insulting those they oppress, I can’t imagine the oppressed letting that go.
All we have in this government are a pack of creeps on a perpetual bludge-fest. Where is the justice in Collins’ bludge-fest as many struggle from day-to-day? Or Tim Grosser spending up big on travel in an attempt to score a cushier job for himself. Or John Key on his South American trade tour stopping at Easter Island on his way back, a tiki tour no doubt to see the giant stone heads on our expense.
Our common humanity and compassion makes it hard for us to conclude that others’ actions are corrupt, and require their dismissal, but this whole debacle was predicted by Henry David Thoreau:
“Sometimes circumstantial evidence can be very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.”
Why the hell did SeaLord Jones apologise to this vile creature? Given the crap he’s been spreading like a rotary sprayer, she should have been last on his list. Well, if he didn’t think he was equally as entitled to be part of those who rule over as as she is, and sees the Greens as pretenders. Hurry up and join NAct, SeaLord. You won’t be missed.
So who’s the sensitive wee sausage now?
Jesus Bomber, settle down.
It’s like she was some malicious feudal tyrant the way you scribe it.
I have little time for the lady but she’s just another bourgeoise politician.
Like Key. Or Cunliffe.
Havn’t we learned anything at all from our idiotic demonization of
Muldoon?
I would like to think that a right wing disaster of this magnitude will bring some much needed groundswell of support for the left, but my gut feel tells me this probably will not happen. As for Judith, what’s the bet normal transmission will resume next week.
Nicky Hager described Judith Collins in his book “The Hollow Men” “(her) views on welfare would have fitted comfortably into the ACT Party”. Hope she does become leader of the National Party. She will drag them so far to the right that they’ll be on the opposite footpath before they know it and they will suffer the same fate as Brash in 2005.
Mike +1
You people have seen Chris Trotters prescription and prediction haven’t you
Yea … JC . I think you may be right .
I could drop an adjective bomb on judy’s fat arse but that would be too easy , too much fun and would miss the point I want to make .
Judy is Tomorrows child . She’s been brewing in the political petri dish and like all bacteria , she’s spread until she’s become the author of her own demise .
I read here actually ; ” Don’t blame society , we are society . ”
If we don’t see value in the likes of judy , we should enjoy the mechanisms to get rid of her immediately . Like jonky . The lying little shit . And the other fuckers who waste our money , make life increasingly untenable for us and blatantly wallow in the spoils of their corruption .
It’s not so much Big Jude that we should concern ourselves with , it’s more important to discuss , analyse and expose the psychological mechanisms that they deploy in order to slither out of what might be considered a sackable and treasonous offense .
In short .
Why the fuck is she still pulling down a six figure ministerial salary ? Why am I paying taxes for her to squander ? Why is she not being arrested ? The reasons are chilling . She’s not going because ultimately , she knows she doesn’t have to and fuck us all if we don’t like it . Every time one of those bent cunts gets away with shit like this , it makes them stronger and makes us weaker .
That arrogant , swaggering , frock wearing freak show and Stepford Wife cast-off can only be bent . She’s a lawyer after all . Otherwise unemployable . Did you hear that laboratories are using lawyers instead of rats for experiments ? They’ve discovered that there are some things even rats won’t do .
Countryboy, i think i will print this comment and frame it…Golden.
I continue to be bemused at how few comments there have been on the blogs, both right and left, on this story. Is there a lack,of interest in it? David Cunliffe stories seem to be much more popular in terms of reaction. Does this mean Mr Cunliffe is becoming more popular? He is certainly talked about more on talkback radio than Ms Collins. The apparent lack of interest by the general public must be galling for her.
I am of the opinion that when it comes to conflicts of interest they are all as bad as each other e.g. David Cunliffe’s wife represents all but one of New Zealand’s major power generators creating a perception etc, etc. I’m afraid this sort of thing has no bearing on how I vote which is purely on the policies put forward.
Oh JC, deflecting much???
And how can you say “they’re as bad as each other” when you don’t give examples?? Cunliffe’s wife is in no way the same category as Collins. For one thing, Cunliffe’s wife is not a Minister of the Crown.
Second, Cunliffe’s wife did not mislesad the Prime minister or the media or the public.
Thirdly, you can justify rape, murder, arson, etc, by saying “everyone else is just as bad” but it doesn’t address the issue does it? You’re just excusing bad behaviour.
Capiche?
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