Here are the top 5 bottom lines in the Conservative Party-National Party 2014 Government…
-John Key agrees to ban all chemtrails
-‘Know your place’ social media campaign urging fewer women in science and more into ‘domestic sciences’ like cooking and giving birth.
-Change lyrics in national anthem from ‘God save NZ’ to ‘God smite NZ’
-Double all man made pollution to prove Global Warming isn’t caused by humans while running public relations campaign reminding Greens that God showed Noah a rainbow and promised not to flood the earth providing irrefutable evidence that the ice caps can never melt.
-Appoint feminist hero Matthew Hooton the new Arch-Bishop of NZ
You’ll be all hankering after the glory days of ACT soon.
I think Matthew might take umbrage at that suggestion… 😀
Totally idiotic. What’s happened to you, Martyn?
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