Hahahaha ahaha ! That was brilliant . I’ve been made an honorary lesbian recently by a girl who swings both ways and it’s my proudest achievement to date .
I have a penis and any lesbian woman can borrow it any time she likes . I prefer to stay attached to it mind you , so no . You can’t keep it in a jar to show your friends to laugh at . Just throw a table cloth over me and help yourself . x .
And I can tell you for sure . My penis is anything but simple . You just wouldn’t believe the trouble it gets me in to and where it wants to go and for why . Seriously , you would just freak out .
I had to laugh recently when Jeremy Clarkson referred to his ‘bits’ as Marriage Vegetables . Great Post .
Hahahaha ahaha ! That was brilliant . I’ve been made an honorary lesbian recently by a girl who swings both ways and it’s my proudest achievement to date .
I have a penis and any lesbian woman can borrow it any time she likes . I prefer to stay attached to it mind you , so no . You can’t keep it in a jar to show your friends to laugh at . Just throw a table cloth over me and help yourself . x .
And I can tell you for sure . My penis is anything but simple . You just wouldn’t believe the trouble it gets me in to and where it wants to go and for why . Seriously , you would just freak out .
I had to laugh recently when Jeremy Clarkson referred to his ‘bits’ as Marriage Vegetables . Great Post .
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