Some Rhymes For The Times

By
Chris Trotter
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Said Bronagh: “From where I am sitting,
It’s tremendous to know John is quitting.
His surprise Christmas gift
Gave so many a lift,
Which, given the season, is fitting.”

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With the family back home on the farm …
Bill English was seized with alarm.
Was this two-oh-oh-two?
Or just more déjà vu?
… With the family back home on the farm.

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With Mt Albert again up for grabs
Be prepared for some pretty sharp jabs
As to whom we should turn
Harré? Genter? Ardern?
(Just don’t call it a battle of babes!)

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So it’s Trump – and what’s not to like?
All you losers can go take a hike.
Just how good can it get?
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
So much more’s coming straight down the pike!

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9 COMMENTS

  1. The only logical choice is Joe Carolan for the Owairaka/Mt Albert Socialist Republic! He ackshully lives & works there with his family!

    Its time to change the game! The Nat’s, Labour, Greens, Act, MPMana … they’re all the same. Incrementalists! Do very little over a long period of time! They are all, the cause of poverty, homelessness, environmental decay & low rates of building Housing. They all really need to go.

    Change is good!

    • If only that were possible…. wouldn’t it be good to see them all scramble for actually listening to what the public want instead of following their own whims…

      • First step towards change would be to teach them the meaning of “representative”.
        As it is now as soon as they are elected they claim to have a mandate and head in whatever direction they choose.

  2. There once was a man called Key,
    Who achieved nothing to call legacy ,
    Off to Maui he went ,
    Back from where he was sent,
    And New Zealand applauded with glee.

  3. There once was a man called Key,
    Who lost control of bad company ,
    Like a true market trader ,
    He said “see you later ”
    Then blamed the family.

  5. as long as the opposition don’t fuck it up again!
    The Nat’s and their klingon mates in the MPMana, Act,Dunne parties are looking like lame ducks? But! As long as Labour & the Greens don’t fuck this up again?? It could end up like pretty much the same just with everyone swapping seats. However, if the Socialist Aotearoa Independent party move in by fluking the Republic of Mt Albert-Owairaka Seat and become the KingMaker instead of fuck’n Winston. It could be game on!!

  6. It’s been a horrible year
    Said Yogi Bear
    With Trump being the new Park Ranger
    Now we are screwed
    Said his sidekick Boo Boo
    Since there is so much oil underneath us

  7. Your “With Mt Albert again up for grabs” “rhyme”, if you can call it that, is really quite appalling. You might want to ponder why? Surprise us.

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