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  1. Those Were The Days

    Those were the days my friend
    We thought they’d never end
    We’d sing and dance forever and a day
    We’d live the life we choose
    We’d fight and never lose
    For we were young and sure to have our way.

    Just tonight I stood before the tavern
    Nothing seemed the way it used to be
    In the glass I saw a strange reflection
    Was that lonely woman really me

    – Mary Hopkin Lyrics

  2. Police recommend that the public ignore the window cleaners and DO NOT make eye contact with them…

  3. Builders’ Federation expresses ‘grave concern’ at parliamentarians building new state houses…

  4. It really isn’t that different to the state house I grew up in – a tad smaller, but warm, dry and cosy, which mine wasn’t. My mother had to wipe condensation off the window sills every morning, whereas, here, they won’t have to, because there’s no windows, just this all- purpose sliding door window, which is all you really need, actually. Because there’s no toilet. But that’s good, because, toilets, actually, cause a lot of problems. They’re the number one cause of relationship breakdown according to our special dossier.

  5. Buster and Bertha all geared up with phony smiles and elitist demeanor.

    We got ours, too bad for ya’ll .
    We’ll throw a few crumbs your way with this budget and hope you just keep on keeping on. They make little car heaters when those real chilly nights come upon you.

    We are just as happy as pig shit and we could care less about NZ really.
    We got ours, now work hard for yours.
    If you need a change, here’s a bunch of thousands and there is the train to Ashburton.

  6. Paula your relocation plan for the hopeless err sorry homeless is a good’n Hmmm wonder if nz rail still got a couple of cattle wagons

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