Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender
Pretending that I’m doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell
– The Platters
Oh yes…..Napoleon Boneheadaparte riding on the neo liberal tape worm ridden bull of the National party’s failed rockstar economy.
That is ‘udder’ ridiculous !
Still , the idiot still talks a pile of old bullshit , though , wouldn’t you agree?….go on …you know its true.
“A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course”
– Mr Ed
“So my conversion will be to an Onocentaur. I will be the upper body with the lower body of ‘donkey’ – mates for life.”
When St Michael mounted his trusty charger we knew we had been saved.
“Bright future just ahead” cries media cowboy.
The new face of Fonterra.
Puss in boots…
…Puss in boots…
“L’Etat, c’est moi!”
“Jeremy Wells can’t do this…”
Recession bites. Hosking trades Ferari for cheaper model.
Forward to the Eastern Front for we are on the cusp of something…..I think… have a good day.
Believers of the Flat Earth theory – I’m off to the ‘cusp’ to confirm that is where the U.S. dump their military hardware as it becomes obsolete and hegemony rules !
that is actually quite a good metaphor for the dairy-industry in nz..
odious-individuals mistreating cows..and riding roughshod over the environment..
cow:..’is this what they mean when they say mad cow disease..?’
cow:..’help..!..i’ve got a malignant growth on my back..!’..
cow:..’that’s funny..this guy has no balls to speak of’..
Milk powder, milk powder, milk powder in our time.
“To stupidity and beyond . . . !” (apologies to Toy Story)
“Talley” ho, onward and upward, go forward and follow the bull!
If we’d sold Hougoumont to Stone Shi in the first place, Wellington’s flank would have been mine!
He cant tell a horse from an udder!
I dont watch tv or listen to radio. This hosking tosser has the rellavence of petrified dog shit.
Sir Mike Leading Key’s Armed Forces into Battle.
hosking – just off to check the mailbox…
is that the cash-cow hosking rides into sky-city..?
hosking:..’grandois..?..moi..?’
hosking:..’look..!..socialism..!’…
hosking:..’see..!..i told you the sun shines out of keys’ arse..!’..
hosking:..’i tell yea..!..a corbyn be a-coming..!’..
cow: ‘could someone get this turd off my back..!.’
Just for the doubters…. see….I told you it was a horse
“The Great Pretender”
Oh-oh, yes I’m the great pretender
Pretending that I’m doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell
– The Platters
Oh yes…..Napoleon Boneheadaparte riding on the neo liberal tape worm ridden bull of the National party’s failed rockstar economy.
That is ‘udder’ ridiculous !
Still , the idiot still talks a pile of old bullshit , though , wouldn’t you agree?….go on …you know its true.
“A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course”
– Mr Ed
“So my conversion will be to an Onocentaur. I will be the upper body with the lower body of ‘donkey’ – mates for life.”
When St Michael mounted his trusty charger we knew we had been saved.
“Bright future just ahead” cries media cowboy.
The new face of Fonterra.
Puss in boots…
…Puss in boots…
“L’Etat, c’est moi!”
“Jeremy Wells can’t do this…”
Recession bites. Hosking trades Ferari for cheaper model.
Forward to the Eastern Front for we are on the cusp of something…..I think… have a good day.
Believers of the Flat Earth theory – I’m off to the ‘cusp’ to confirm that is where the U.S. dump their military hardware as it becomes obsolete and hegemony rules !
that is actually quite a good metaphor for the dairy-industry in nz..
odious-individuals mistreating cows..and riding roughshod over the environment..
cow:..’is this what they mean when they say mad cow disease..?’
cow:..’help..!..i’ve got a malignant growth on my back..!’..
cow:..’that’s funny..this guy has no balls to speak of’..
Milk powder, milk powder, milk powder in our time.
“To stupidity and beyond . . . !” (apologies to Toy Story)
“Talley” ho, onward and upward, go forward and follow the bull!
If we’d sold Hougoumont to Stone Shi in the first place, Wellington’s flank would have been mine!
He cant tell a horse from an udder!
I dont watch tv or listen to radio. This hosking tosser has the rellavence of petrified dog shit.
Sir Mike Leading Key’s Armed Forces into Battle.
hosking – just off to check the mailbox…
is that the cash-cow hosking rides into sky-city..?
hosking:..’grandois..?..moi..?’
hosking:..’look..!..socialism..!’…
hosking:..’see..!..i told you the sun shines out of keys’ arse..!’..
hosking:..’i tell yea..!..a corbyn be a-coming..!’..
cow: ‘could someone get this turd off my back..!.’
Just for the doubters…. see….I told you it was a horse
“Nothing to see here; move right along.”
“Not so fast – there it is, climate change !”
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