TDB Political Caption Competition

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  1. “Mr Key are those people out there the ones that hate your guts”
    :Yes they are Harry but if I smile and wave ,they may think i’m a lovely man”

    “Why are you wanting to change the flag,granny isn’t amused”and the people don’t want it changed”

    “Oh don’t worry about that Harry its just to take their minds off my sneaky ways ,just ignor them I do all the time, I give them a few smiles and empty promises before elections and they are putty in my hands.”

  2. “Mr Key are those people out there the ones that hate your guts”
    :Yes they are Harry but if I smile and wave ,they may think i’m a lovely man”

    “Why are you wanting to change the flag,granny isn’t amused”and the people don’t want it changed”

    “Oh don’t worry about that Harry its just to take their minds off my sneaky ways ,just ignor them I do all the time, I give them a few smiles and empty promises before elections and they are putty in my hands.”

  3. I will be contracting out our Defence Services in the near future.

    Akshully Harry, now that you have finished your stint for Britain, you could be quite cumftibil with the new batch of helicopters waiting in the wings.

    Nuthin much to do down here, just pick up a few pengwins who have over paddled their mark, none of those ISIS hooligans, they are afraid of our Maori Worryers

    In my view, we have got it about right, on balance.

    My place in Parnell will be on the market soon, before Auckland house prices plunge. That would suit you just fine – ask your dad for a loan.

  4. “Uh, John, You know they’re all carrying pitchforks and torches?”
    “Hahaha, they have to get their food and heat somehow Harry, hahaha make ’em work for it. They love me really.”

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