Caption competition

1. Acshully, Mark, the kumera are voting for Winnie – I think we should follow Abbot’s lead and try the onions next …

2. How are you going to stick arsenic into Winston’s whiskey lad can you handle this?

3. Waiting for their hair to turn orange.

4. One of you will working over here and the other needs to go and have a dump before starting work!

5. “They pissed in the coffee again Mark.”
   “Yep, …but I’m kinda getting a taste for it John.”

6. All right you two, you know there’s no tea breaks now. Get back to the spud sorting chain.

7. Sorry we looked everywhere, we used to have boxes of national votes. But someones left a sympathy card for you.

8. I’m afraid they’ve run out of blue rinse and only have red left.

9. “I’ll tell ya what. Leave it with me. If nobody notices it, it’ll be fine. But if they do, you’re in the shit!”

10. I’m waiting for a reply back from Putin. We’ll sort this Winston issue soon Mark…

11. Herr Comandant I know nothiiiiiing, nothinnnng

12. “Do kiwifruit have the vote?”

    • Sheep and sleepy hobbits get to vote, so kiwifruits’ emancipation won’t be far behind…

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