Gidday you jokers and ladies.
We are totes soz about this whole poisoned milk thing. Apparently the sheilas in the big smoke are over protective about feeding their babies a product that might paralyze or kill them.
The emotional strength of this bond has come as a complete surprise to many of us here at Fonterra. In our day, Mum would bath us in sheep drench and it didn’t do us any harm.
We are mystified about the whole dirty pipe thing. Apparently Dennis our cleaner is on minimum wage, has to send his kid to a new charter school and can’t find a house to buy so he’s given up on giving a fuck.
Human error eh? What can ya do?
Personally we aren’t sure what all the fuss and carry on is about, some of the fancy ladies from Rema’s won’t know what to do with our botulism milk, throw it out or inject it into their faces.
(I’ll get it from the misses and the Rotary club lads when I get home for that one, lolz.)
So, again, sorry for destroying the clean green brand that you’ve built and we’ve traded on for such a long time.
Don’t forget to vote National.
Chur
Fonterra
It’s every other small and medium enterprise in this country that is struggling to break into exporting, or continue with relationships built with effort and dollars over decades, that these miserable suits need to both apologise to, and assist with everything they have in their lush profits, and expensive expertise. Those are the reputations that have been unfairly sullied: the other export companies.
Their incompetence has created a massive ‘shadow of doubt’ and reason for a potential customer to say ‘no’ across a spectrum of makers and producers. Fonterra needs to follow Alan Martin – “it’s the putting right that counts”.
I can’t see this species of government helping to do what Japan’s did in the days when ‘Made in Japan’ meant ‘rubbish’. They don’t have the wit. The export-hopeful SMEs will have to continue struggling.
About the only ‘good’ to come out of this debacle is the clear challenge to the mantra that ‘private enterprise is Best’. Yeah, right.
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