Whaleoil’s top 10 reasons why Teina Pora is in prison

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From the same PR company that put out Russel Norman’s press release comes Whaleoil’s top 10 reasons why Teina Pora is in prison

He rotted in jail because:

1. The Police have a very hard job and we have to expect that they will make a few mistakes.
2. Even if he hadn’t committed this crime, he would have done others.
3. The New Zealand Police are the best in the world.
4. WIth all the horrific things that upstanding Police officers see, they can be excused the odd mistake.
5. Police are hobbled by an activist judiciary who want nothing more than to release dangerous criminals.
6. They should have just shot him. Police, Glock, problem solved.
7. You liberals are all communists who are the first to call the Police when someone spills your latté.
8. In North Korea, which you love so much, he wouldn’t have even got a trial.
9. Your focusing on this just makes the job of the Police even harder.
10. Prisons are luxury resorts anyway – the government should send him a bill for food and accommodation.

Hat tip to Ovicula

12 COMMENTS

  1. ”There is no job crisis on the West Coast. Only an Imagination Crisis. They are sitting on some of the most unspoiled parts of the country, and it is time they start thinking sustainable eco tourism, organic farming and revitalising the Arts such as sculpture, painting and poetry.”

    You have to admit though. I mean really, is that Russel’s genuine vision for the future of NZ? I hope we can all adjust to the utopia of subsistence living then.

    • The scary thing is that you, and the absolute lions share of those who read that didn’t see the ‘humour’ and ‘alternative headlines’ tags.

      Russell Norman said absolutely nothing of the sort.

      Perhaps that is a reflection of the lack for reading comprehension of Cameron’s followers.

      • Hey, I’m not even remotely a Cameron follower, which is probably why I fell into his trap.
        When I see quote marks, I ASSUME it is just that, a QUOTE. Yes, I should have known better. Cameron is NOT a journalist, or anything even resembling one.
        Is Whaleoil meant to be a serious blogsite, or is it The Onion?

  2. Slater is nothing short of being an obnoxious loathsome individual who we should treat with all the contempt he deserves. How his Blog is so popular is beyond me; clearly we have a lot of unhinged rednecks who seemingly enjoy his Blog. Scary!! I thought his performance in Media 3 repugnant with his less then subtle digs at Brian Edwards; he does seem very insecure, vain and vulgar.

    • You do realise, that they say exactly the same thing about Daily Blog readers: just replace “unhinged rednecks” with “hippy communists”.

    • You do realise that I have said none of those things, that this post is a dishonest attempt at a personal smear.

      I wouldn’t expect anything less than that from Martyn.

      A more sensitive person would sue for defamation.

      • Oh Cameron. Really? You will of course note Cameron the opening sentence … From the same PR company that put out Russell Norman’s press release comes Whaleoil’s top 10 reasons why Teina Pora is in prison.

        YOU Cameron did the exact thing to Russell Norman you sanctimonious clown. YOU posted a fake press release which you then allowed people to post violent threats against Russell on. That you have the audacity to complain about this post shows how delusional you are.

        Take the blue pill and chill out. If anyone should be suing for defamation it should be Russell Norman suing you.

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